Tuesday, January 27, 2009

When Roses Aren't Enough To Say "I Want to Hump You"

Posted By on Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 1:40 PM

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You probably don't want to give this gift to that special someone after your first date. But then again, who knows? Nothing breaks that pre-coitus awkwardness better than a properly timed box of condoms.

This Valentine's Day Planned Parenthood of St. Louis is encouraging lovers to eschew the traditional bouquet of roses for a gift basket of prophylactics. For a $25 donation to Planned Parenthood, the organization will send your special friend four packages of Proper Attire condoms, some chocolate and a hand-written note letting the person know he (or she) is in your thoughts -- your dirty, dirty thoughts.

At $25 a pop the offer might appeal to cheapskates as well as Lotharios. Come V-Day you'll be hard-pressed to find a dozen roses for any where near that price.

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