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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Super Bowl Drunkard Sacks His Daughter

Posted By on Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 3:46 PM

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Ever wonder what the football penalty "illegal motion down field" means? 

Well, here's one possible definition. In what may be the worst case of mistaken identity ever, a man from Jefferson City has been charged with raping his daughter after drinking too much while watching the Super Bowl last Sunday. The 38-year-old said he thought he had climbed into bed with his wife.

According to KCRG (Channel 13) the man awoke to realize he'd had sex with his 13-year-old daughter instead. The man allegedly told the arresting officer, "I did it."

As has been suggested, the man did not, we repeat, did not say "there was grass on the field, so I played."

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