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Friday, March 20, 2009

Anyone Got Some Good News for Larry? Larry Conners?

Posted By on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Just got this tweet from KMOV Channel 4. Apparently their news team is looking for some happy business stories amid the economic downturn.

The tweet states that anchorman Larry Conners might even report the story provided they find a person or company doing well these days. So why am I reporting this? Because it gives me one more opportunity to post that video of Larry Conners being tasered.

That's right. I hear Taser sales are going through the roof these days. You might even call it a bull market for Tasers -- "like a bull goring me over and over again in the chest." Yes, it's time for a follow-up.

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