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Monday, May 4, 2009

Torry, Please, Please, Please Put Your Million-Dollar Hand Away

Posted By on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 2:36 PM

Late of the St. Louis Rams, and newly signed by the Jacksonville Jaguars, Torry Holt will be sorely missed here in the 'Lou. Really a shame he had to go elsewhere. 
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On the other hand, it might not be so bad. At a press conference recently, Holt was showing off his million-dollar hands, and I have to say: they are utterly appalling. Let's just say there's a little something going on with Torry's finger that makes Brian Baldinger's pinky look positively tame by comparison. 

The video is completely, totally safe-for-work. However, it may not be even a little bit safe if you're eating, have eaten recently, or are considering eating ever again. Watch at your own risk. 

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