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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Tuesday, June 2: Calendar Pimp Suggests

Posted By on Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 3:25 PM

This space for rent.
  • This space for rent.
Rent! Rent!

We must pay the rent!

But the cash has all been spent!

And my credit card is bent!

How can we meet our financial responsibility?

I guess someone'll have to sell a kidney.

My friend, better you than me,

I'm pretty sure I got the pleurisy.

(cough, cough)

Guess we'll have to call the 'rents,

And see if our inheritance is spent.

Oh, who will pay our rent?

It's always about the rent.


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