Wednesday, July 29, 2009

How to Get Arrested at the Lake of the Ozarks in 8 Easy Steps

Posted By on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 10:33 AM

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Anybody can do it! Follow these instructions:

(Editor's Note: This actually happened last weekend; check out the story at Lake News Online)

1) Grab two other dudes and steal a Kawasaki Mule (kind of like a golf cart on steroids)

2) Vroom-vroom your way into a resort parking lot.

3) Try to run over a security guard (don't worry, he'll jump out of the way - whoa CRAZY!)

4) Ditch the Mule and gambol off, giddy that you've outwitted The Man!

5) CRUCIAL STEP: LEAVE YOUR WALLET IN THE STOLEN VEHICLE.

6) Allow enough time for somebody to find it and hand it over to the police department.

7) Show up at the police department to claim your lost wallet.

8) Presto! You're in handcuffs. Unreal is so proud you reached your gaol goal. Unreal will NOT be bailing you out. 

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