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Monday, August 31, 2009

Why Ichiro Suzuki is So Damned Awesome

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 4:20 PM

I have to say, Ichiro Suzuki may be my favorite non-Cardinal baseball player. There are plenty of others I love watching, mostly pitchers. Guys like Dan Haren (though that always makes me sad, too), Tim Lincecum, and Roy Halladay are all fantastic to watch; seeing players lie that ply their...

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Why Ichiro Suzuki is So Damned Awesome

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 4:20 PM

I have to say, Ichiro Suzuki may be my favorite non-Cardinal baseball player. There are plenty of others I love watching, mostly pitchers. Guys like Dan Haren (though that always makes me sad, too), Tim Lincecum, and Roy Halladay are all fantastic to watch; seeing players lie that ply their...

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Kurt Warner Looking Fabulous!

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 4:07 PM

Former Rams quarterback is the gift that keeps on giving. Last year there was Kurt attempting to draw his interpretation of God. This week it's Kurt dressed in a sequined uniform (picture above) in the pages of Entertainment Weekly. Warner donned the outfit for the Disney Channel show The...

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Real Men of Genius: Mizzou Chancellor Kindly Requests A-B to Quit Selling Bud Light in Black and Gold Cans

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 2:05 PM

Add Mizzou to the list of schools that fail to see the "genius" of the Bud Light Fan Can. Chancellor Brady Deaton has officially registered his disapproval.As Chad reported last week, Fan Cans,  A-B's latest ad campaign for the fall, involves selling cans of Bud-Light decorated with stripes in...

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New Missouri Museum Literally Sucks

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Last Thursday, while you were busy with your "life," the Vacuum Cleaner Museum celebrated its grand opening in St. James, MO. What's in such a museum, you inquire? Oh, I don't know, how about..."500 vacuums spanning a century of progress"? (Click here for the press release). Or how about...

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Acquitted "Cyber Bully" Lori Drew Finds Herself a Victim of Online Tormenters

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Technically this is old news-- the judge in the case said way back on July 2 that he had "tentatively" decided to overrule the LA jury's three guilty verdicts and acquit Drew on misdemeanor charges of violating MySpace's "Terms of Service" agreement. But, as of last Friday, the judge's...

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Evolution T-Shirts on Trial in Missouri Town

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 11:32 AM

The Scopes Monkey Trial was decided 84 years ago this past July, but in Sedalia, Missouri, you'd think it's the summer of 1925 again. ​ That's because the band director at the town's Smith-Cotton High School recently got in hot water for making T-shirts that depict primates evolving...

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Over the Weekend: IScream Cake Tasting at Iron Age Tattoo, The Lot Music Festival at Schlafly Tap Room

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Good morning St. Louis. Who else wore a jacket to work today?Here's what you might have missed over the weekend.IScream Cake Tasting at Iron Age On Friday night, creator of bizarre cake designs and former Roller Derby player, Kerry Soraci, showed off some of her designs at Iron Age...

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Ass Clown of the Week: Skip Ohlsen

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 9:29 AM

The people (or person) have spoken and Milton "Skip" Ohlsen has won Daily RFT's Ass Clown of the Week. Ohlsen took an unprecedented 97 percent of the vote -- which may have been compromised by the action of one or two voters who cast thousands of ballots in favor...

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Last Week's Most-Read Posts, August 24-30, 2009

Posted By on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 8:58 AM

The scandal involving former Missouri State Senator Jeff Smith kept readers' attention all last week. Here's a rundown of the most-clicked-on headlines, August 24-30, here at the Daily RFT.America F*** Yeah: Chesterfield Hummer Dealership Also Sells Assault Rifles  The Postcards That Brought Down a SenatorWhat the Post-Dispatch Missed About Milton...

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