Join Riverfront Times Press Club. Because No News is Bad News.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

You Were Doing WHAT in a Clown Suit? Another Week in craigslist Missed Connections

Posted By on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 at 9:55 AM

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

click to enlarge Where, we ask, is this clown's left hand? - HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/ULTIMATESLUG/ / CC BY-SA 2.0
  • / CC BY-SA 2.0
  • Where, we ask, is this clown's left hand?
bus scene - 24 - (STL)

You were at the bustop at Southwest and McCausland whacking off in a clown suit. I like your style, let's get together.

took picture of you... - m4m - 27 - (CWE)

at the coffee shop...and you caught me...i was so embarrassed... hope i didn't make you feel uncomfortable...

ham N eggs - m4w - 46 - (ofallon mo)

hi carrie you refillles my water this am around 8 I sit up front like get to no you better ty Tim

To the Shop-n-Save Shoplifter - 24 - (Granite City, IL)

I hope to hell you got caught.

Me and 3 other people, including an officer, chased after you. And I'm sure you know by now but your dumb ass dropped your car keys while running away from us.

I hope your free alcohol was worth the jail time and community service you're gonna get for shoplifting and evading arrest.

Tags: ,

Riverfront Times works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of St. Louis and beyond.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep St. Louis' true free press free.

Read the Digital Print Issue

September 9, 2020

View more issues


Never miss a beat

Sign Up Now

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

Best Things to Do In St. Louis

© 2020 Riverfront Times

Website powered by Foundation