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Thursday, March 4, 2010

River City Casino Opens Today: Grab Your Oxygen Tank, Don Your Finest Sweats, Cash that Welfare Check. It's Gonna Be Fancy!

Posted By on Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Missouri's 13th casino and the seventh within a half-hour drive of downtown St. Louis welcomes its first gamblers today.

The $357-million, 90,000-square-foot River City Casino in Lemay opens its doors at 2 p.m.

So, how long 'til the lovely people in the River City advertisement (right) are replaced by the type of gambler featured in the following photo?

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My guess, is that the gorgeous gamblers will never materialize. I've never seen them at any St. Louis casino.

Note: The views and opinions stated on this blog do not necessarily reflect those of our publisher and advertisement representatives who will descend on my desk momentarily to chew me out.

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