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Friday, April 30, 2010

Ass Clown of the Week -- Cast Your Vote!

Posted By on Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 10:29 AM

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Bombers, perverts, extortionists, embezzlers, incredibly drunk drivers ... who is this week's Daily RFT "Ass Clown of the Week"?

The nominees...

1. Stacy Griffin-Lowery: The accountant charged this week with embezzling $90,000 from the Missouri Veterans Commission.

2. Jack Eigles: Sued this week for allegedly videotaping people using the bathroom at a party at his home. The suit follows criminal charges that Eigles did the same thing at his Chesterfield business Cash Flow Solutions.

3. UMSL Pervert: An unknown man made news this week for rubbing his exposed penis along the back of a female student at an UMSL computer lab.

4. Patrick Dewey and Franklin Clark: The two Fenton men charged this week with blowing up the van of their sworn enemy -- the latest skirmish in a long-standing feud.

5. Nick Duffin: The Alhambra, Illinois, drunk driver accused of plowing his Ford Escort through the front wall and out the back wall of the Monkey Shak tavern.

6. Ethan Avalos: The children's shoe salesman charged with extorting a local doctor over liaisons with a prostitute.

Cast your vote after the jump!



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