Adams, described as "obviously intoxicated," allegedly exited the bar and started yelling at police: "(________) the Caseyville Police," police reported Adams saying. "The Caseyville Police are a bunch of (_________)."Cut and paste the paragraphs above with your answers (in ALL CAPS) into the comment section. The contestant with the funniest answers will receive an autographed book, courtesy of Geoffrey Delicatecharacter.
Detective Jeff Wilkinson told Adams to return to the bar, but he continued with: "(_________) you! What are you going to do?"...
After police put him in a police car, he leaned back and kicked out the driver's side rear window.
"He shot the glass right in our faces," Wilkinson said.
Adams kept asking his wife for help; "I helped you (_________) so now help me," he said. She told him she couldn't help because he kicked out the window.
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