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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

A Reading From the "Dick Cheney Survival Bible"

Posted By on Wed, May 4, 2011 at 12:16 PM

In today's Purple Prose host Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads from Duck: The Dick Cheney Survival Bible. In this scene, the former vice president of the United States has just discovered a genie's bottle. If you're a Democrat, beware what Cheney wishes for!


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