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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Errant Funky Chicken Stinks Up Chesterfield

Posted By on Wed, May 4, 2011 at 2:15 PM

If it had been a massive tofu spill, no one would be barfing. Just sayin'.
  • If it had been a massive tofu spill, no one would be barfing. Just sayin'.
Excuse us while we hork demurely into our trash can...

Apparently a truck full of plastic-wrapped parts of dead chickens lost its load yesterday in west county, resulting in a horrible smell and a mystery. Motorists driving through the mess slimed Highway 40 for about a mile going eastbound near Timberlake Manor Parkway, officials told the Post-Dispatch.

Whoever was driving the truck that let the chickens cross the road (most violently!) apparently didn't stop, and the cameras monitoring the stretch of road weren't recording; they were only capturing a live feed.

So not only is there a lingering reek of pre-nuggets in the air, there's a chicken-spiller at large. If you have a lead on who the poultry perp might be, call the Chesterfield Police Department at (636) 537-3000.

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