Saint Louis himself killed people and had dysentery. If we followed the second example, we'd be skinnier.-- Max Fitzgerald (@maxrfitzgerald) March 14, 2012
st louis has been named number one in everything, except something we can brag about.-- Jr moore (@jrmoorecomedy) March 14, 2012
St.Louis really made progress when it changed it's relationship status with blatant,crippling and embarrassing racism to "it's complicated".-- Kenny Kinds (@steelyken) March 10, 2012
I love STL cuz it's a melting pot of all races. No matter what color you are ...White,Black or Jew. All of our EBT cards are the same color.-- HD Reeves (@MYwifesTWATS) March 13, 2012
It's supposed to be one of the most dangerous cities in the U.S. It's one of the best and safest, unless you're a Black man between 25 - 40.-- Shaun Arredondo (@Dondocomic) March 12, 2012
There's no shortage of unaccredited schools and violent crime but we can't keep one lousy overpaid Dominican princess in town? #stdstoo-- Scott A. James (@ScottyJames81) March 14, 2012
A town so proud of Anheuser beer. Everyone drinks it here, except recovering alcoholics and some newborns. Umbilical cord = Baby beer bong.-- tree sanchez (@theliltrizzle) March 14, 2012
Provel cheese, erratic weather and street crime. We're gonna kill you one of these days. #stl-- Ryan (@ThatRy_Guy) March 13, 2012
It's safer than Port-au-Prince, Haiti andmore dangerous than Juarez, Mexico. But hey, there's clean water (and endless syphilis). #stlouis-- kwernowsky (@kwernowsky) March 9, 2012
People always say St. Louis is a dangerous city but I don't really ge-...sorry, someone just shotstabbedcaughtmeonfiremurdered me.-- Zack Stovall(@ZStovall) March 14, 2012
Even my office chair has a gangsta lean. #downtownSTL-- Amber Klear (@amberklear) March 14, 2012
St Louis city is sandwiched by the county and the east side. One is where dreams are broken, and the other, IS THE EAST SIDE.-- Kevin White (@KSilly) March 14, 2012
Everything is square here. The pizza, the politicians, and the books at the high school that you went to. #StLouis-- Hank Lamlech (@HankLamlech) March 14, 2012
Highest murder rate in the country? More like highest free zoo rate in the country. Welcome to St. Louis.-- Erik Anker (@erikforserious) March 14, 2012
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