Thursday, September 6, 2012
Man Thrown Out of Event For Observing Other Swingers Are "Overweight and Unattractive"
By Paul Friswold
on Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 2:46 PM
," not Swingers
. The unnamed man was thrown out of a swingers event at the Stratford Inn in Fenton for the height of rudeness: he's accused of pointing out
that the other participants were both overweight and unattractive.
Rookie move, bro; they all look the same once the lights are out.
The other swingers took umbrage, and threw the critic out. But then Mr.
Too-Good-For-Fenton-Swingers-Club had to return to the Stratford to pick
up his belongings, which didn't get tossed when he did (this would be
such a good place for a "that's what she said" if you have one laying
His return prompted an argument with another swinger, which allegedly devolved into the critic throwing a bottle at the swinger in question. He's since been charged with third degree assault.
Sometimes life doesn't meet your expectations. That's the lesson one man learned following his first visit to a swingers event -- that's "
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