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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Rebuttal: 10 Reasons St. Louis Hates Outsiders

Posted By on Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 8:00 AM

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Yesterday, we published a list of the top ten most common complaints from St. Louis transplants inspired by a New York Times op-ed from an outsider who says she slowly grew to love the Midwest. That writer touched on some of the frequent criticisms from non-natives: It's hard to make friends. Provel cheese is disgusting. The drivers suck here...and on and on.

Readers have offered a range of passionate responses to our list -- some who argue it is pretty tough for transplants to fit in here, and others who think this sort of whining is unmerited and annoying. And in the latter category, we have a handful of RFT staffers and long-time St. Louisans who want to offer a formal rebuttal to the laments of transplants.

So, ladies and gentlemen, we now present to you the official Riverfront Times' response to these typical complaints, a.k.a. our top ten reasons why you outsiders really get on our nerves, sometimes!

See also: - Top 10 Reasons Transplants Criticize St. Louis - St. Louis Rules, Kansas City Drools - 25 Reasons to Love Summer in St. Louis

If you're a St. Louisan with an even better rebuttal -- or an outsider with a rebuttal to our rebuttal below -- make some noise in the comments section!

10. Just STOP talking about Provel

Provel cheese (in a plastic Easter egg). - KRISTIE MCCLANAHAN
  • Kristie McClanahan
  • Provel cheese (in a plastic Easter egg).

Enough with the pizza already. We get it. You don't like it? Don't eat it. You don't hear us going off on Rice-A-Roni all the time, do you?

9. You pronounce "Gravois" all wrong!

Gravois Park. - VIA
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  • Gravois Park.

You sound like one of those overenunciating news anchors when you say "Gravois." How come you don't pronounce "Illinois" the same way, Frenchy?

8. Your high school name sounds suspiciously fake

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That's all we've got to say about you not liking our little question.

Continue for more of RFT's rebuttal to St. Louis transplants.

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