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Friday, October 10, 2014

Ten Terrifying Klingons from Archon 38 That Could Kick Your Ass

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If Sammy Hagar were a Klingon, he'd look like this.

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This one looks very regal. Is he the leader of the Klingons that will slowly burn the meat off our bones with energy beams?

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They're smiling because they're about to tear us apart.

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"I will cut you, bitch."

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She lures us in with adorability and then kicks our ass with untold violence.

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Even if we answer his questions three, he won't let us cross the bridge. We're screwed.

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