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I Chaperoned a Middle School Valentine's Day Dance

Legal and Binding: Funeral Essentials for a Famous Music Critic

Here Are the Songs They Play At a Kid's Skating Rink Birthday Party

My Son Talked to God and Got Him to Cancel School

Children are the Worst: More Proof

Pitbull's "Timber" featuring Ke$ha: Why This Video Sucks

A Quick Note to 2013 About 2013 and Also 2014

Kanye West: The Illustrated Cartoon Quiz

Eminem's "The Monster," Featuring Rihanna: Why This Song Sucks

R. Kelly's Black Panties, Reviewed Using Baby Animal GIFs

How I Accidentally Became a Drug Dealer

Check Out at This Angry Letter From a One Direction Fan

One Direction's "Story Of My Life": Why This Song Sucks

Katy Perry's "Roar": Why This Song Sucks

Six Girls I Dated and Why We Broke Up

A Minute-By-Minute Rundown of that Ridiculous New TLC Movie

Why This Song Sucks: Lorde's "Royals"

Definitely the Best Rap Quiz You're Going to Take Today

Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist": Why This Song Sucks

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