Vol. 30, No. 53
Ready to Rumble
Kerri Morgan is prepared to crash the smash-happy world of quad rugby
By Kristen Hinman
Fuck McGwire, Sammy Hagar's in the Hall
By Brooke Foster
Homeland Insecurity
St. Louis immigrants are tired of playing the naturalization waiting game.
By Malcolm Gay
Mississippi Nights to Close
Former P-D editor Dies in Car Crash
By Tom Finkel
Must Love Dogs
Misty wants your affection (um, not that kind). Plus, one St. Louis man teaches us how to come back from vacation alive, while another reveals our dishonesty.
1963 Ford Galaxie
(Rural Iowa)
By Timothy Lane
"Mardi Gras Inc. has turned our groovy, happy neighborhood event into a bloated, neutered, corporate-sponsored gross-out."
Week of January 4, 2006
The Mexican explains why Our Lady of Guadalupe is Muslim, sorta.
Have black preachers misled their congregations?
By Prince Joe Henry
Fans First
Fall Out Boy and New Found Glory treat concertgoers to a rare club appearance.
By Jonah Bayer
Jenga!
Jumbling Towers curates a monthly night of indie-rock at Cicero's.
By Annie Zaleski
Jazzercise
B-Sides covers, well, the covers repertoire of the Bad Plus and learns about Todd Mosby's newfangled imratgitar.
By Andrew Miller and Dean C. Minderman
Yo! RFT Raps
By Ben Westhoff
The Incurables
9 p.m. Thursday, January 4. Lucas School House (1220 Allen Avenue).
By Roy Kasten
Hank Jones
8 p.m. Friday, January 5. Lemp Neighborhood Arts Center (3301 Lemp Avenue).
The Dempseys
9 p.m. Saturday, January 6. The Way Out Club (2525 South Jefferson Avenue).
By Jaime Lees
Memories of Elvis / Thomas Hickey
8 p.m. Saturday, January 6. The Pageant (6161 Delmar Boulevard).
By Christian Schaeffer
Jamie Foxx
8 p.m. Wednesday, January 10. The Fox Theatre (527 North Grand Boulevard).
By Dan LeRoy
Local Motion: The Hibernauts
9 p.m. Friday, January 5. Off Broadway (3509 Lemp Avenue).
Off the Rack
If The Tuxedo Room's food and service don't improve, it'll be curtains.
By Ian Froeb
Small Plates, Friday, 1/5
Alvear Pedro Ximénez Solera 1927
Parker's Table8137 Maryland Avenue, Clayton; 314-863-4090.
By Randall Roberts
Review Preview: The Tuxedo Room
Whole Foods Market Organic Gummy Bears
$5.69 Whole Foods Market 1601 Brentwood BoulevardBrentwood
Predator v. Predator
Everyone's miserable in Patrick Marber's latest, and it feels so good.
By Robert Wilonsky
Weird and Wonderful
By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Film Openings
A Legendary Outing
Twilight Princess is the best Zelda ever.
By Chris Ward
We're Really Gonna Rock (the Mic) Tonight
By Kristy Guttmann
Always Misbehavin'
Former St. Louisan Ken Page knows Ain't Misbehavin' inside and out.
By Dennis Brown
Real Portraits of Imaginary People
By Nicole Beckert
All Hail the Musical!
Harolyn Blackwell makes it easy
By Alison Sieloff
Quiet Storm
Who's Sorry Now?
By Paul Friswold
Picasso on the Run