Worthless Crap and Notorious Scams We'd Invest in Before Buying Ballpark Village Bonds

Renderings of the elusive Ballpark Village - stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com
Renderings of the elusive Ballpark Village
Radio station KMOX is reporting that the St. Louis Cardinals plan to solicit wealthy St. Louisans to buy bonds to help pay for Ballpark Village.

According to the radio station, the ball club hopes the bonds will raise at least $100 million.

2. Bernie Madoff's Investment Fund Pyramid Scheme

3. The Brooklyn Bridge

4. Confederate Greenbacks

5. Chrysler
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P.S. Try as we might we couldn't find an image of a two-dollar whore to include in this list. That is, no image that we could share on a family-friendly blog such as Daily RFT.