No. 5: Gallagher Your Melons
No. 4: Be That Guy With a Laser Pointer
No. 3: Your Butt and a Lighter
No. 2: Launch an Anvil 200 Ft. Into the Sky
No. 1: Taze Larry Conners
The heat and drought plaguing the Midwest have caused scores of municipalities to cancel
their July 4th fireworks displays. So what to do this Independence Day?
Fear not, Daily RFT is here with five simple suggestions.
No. 2: Get yourself a pair of anvils, some TNT, a big open field and voilà!