But don't you fret. In my absence my colleagues plan to feed Daily RFT with all the news and nonsense you've come to expect.
Who knows? Perhaps some of you will find a new RFT staffer to hate while I'm gone. (I suggest Nick Phillips; he's a real jerk and an incredibly loud chewer of carrots.)
If that won't do, then bottle your venom. I'll be back next week. Ciao!
