Top 5 Anti-Akin T-Shirts (and Their Uses)

#5. For those hoping to ruin/confuse a first date:

#4. For those comfortable making the leap from "Hey, Todd Akin said something offensive!" to "Hey, Congressman Todd Akin rapes people!":

#3. For Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter (because they hate Todd Akin, and this shirt looks somewhat pink, and they're girls):


#2. For anyone hoping to get laid by a Democratic operative (if that ever happens):


#1. For those who are angry at Kristen Stewart*:


*That last one's not really about Todd Akin.