"Keep your low-buget bitch ass out the glitz pagants": Another Week in Missed Connections

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Wow.  (Glossary: "flippers" = fake teeth; "glitz pageant" = kid's pageant in which make-up and adult clothing are allowed.)

Forbidden family fruit!

Woof.


Let's be creepy in a van together!