Cute Homeless Girls, Pornstar Lookalikes & Flashers: Last Week in Missed Connections

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.


LEAST LIKELY TO GET A RESPONSE:

homeless girl - m4w - 40 - (gravois rd)
hit me back i said to you why dont you cum live with me you smiled .what was i driving in by the way you where cute blonde

FLIRTING TECHNIQUE #54: JUST FLASH 'EM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST:

Do you want to see it again? - m4w - 36 - (Fenton)
I showed it to you. You and your friend were leaving, But you said maybe later. You didn't get my number. I can still please both of you. I have this big thing and my tongue that can move a mile a minute.

IF SHE GETS THE REFERENCE, TRUST ME, SHE'LL FEEL FLATTERED:

Claire Dames look-a-like downtown - m4w - 33 - (St.L)
Not the skinny ass chick, the pornstar. I nearly got hit my a bus checking you out!

PATHETIC? YOU?

SEXY women at Dierbergs and Target - m4w - 35 - (O'Fallon, IL)
My work has me in these stores all the time. I am an account manager and constantly checking inventory there. I see, talk and make eye contact with SOOO many beautiful women throughout the week. Some are clearly housewives. Some are MILFS. Some are Cougars. Some just look like nice down-to-earth people. It would be very unprofessional for me to be so forward while I'm on duty, so I ask: WHY DO WOMEN FROM THIS AREA NOT LOOK ON CRAIGSLIST??

LOL. Ok, that sounded pathetic, but seriously, if you're one of these women, I hope you see this. Thanks.