Dayo Adesokan
There's sort of an unwritten rule against naming your son Jesus -- or maybe it's just unwritten in Spanish.
-- Dayo Adesokan (@PerDiemPerDayo) June 9, 2012
Steve Poggi
Just so we're clear, covering my body in raw meat and swimming in shark infested waters is not "killing myself", it's just being "ballzy"
-- Steven Poggi (@stevepoggi) June 23, 2012
Joe Murray
I thought the question of women not being as funny as men was settled after men made 2,300 funny movies and women made 'Bridesmaids.'
-- Joe Murray (@ComicJoeMurray) June 20, 2012
Zack Stovall
Hipster irony is going to get to the point in which the coolest bars are full of guys looking and acting like Alan Thicke in Growing Pains.
-- Zack Stovall(@ZStovall) June 21, 2012
Scotty James
This might sound socialist but I believe in the distribution of cheese dust evenly to all Doritos. #sorrydad
-- Scott A. James (@ScottyJames81) June 23, 2012
Erik Anker
"Do the curtains match the magic carpet?"- how to hit on a sexy genie cuz people keep asking me.
-- Erik Anker (@erikforserious) June 23, 2012
Matt Conty
If you like crotch sweat and you don't live in #Stlouis in the summer, you're depriving yourself. #groundzeroforcrotchsweat
-- matt conty (@mattconty) June 18, 2012
Jon Venegoni
No, Hall and Oats. YOU make MY dreams come true. *Heart symbol*
-- Jonathan Venegoni (@JonVenegoni) June 24, 2012
