Cardinals Nickname Poll: Dennys Reyes Edition

By Unreal

In our continuing effort to bestow creative and fitting nicknames upon our beloved St. Louis Cardinals, we come to...

...Dennys Reyes.

Cardinals Nickname Poll: Dennys Reyes Edition

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After the jump, help choose a nickname for Dennys Reyes!

There's a lot of him, so there ought to be a lot of choices for Dennys. Right? Right!

PICK A NICKNAME FOR DENNYS REYES!

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Cardinals Nickname Poll: Dennys Reyes Edition