Video: Christopher Walken Visits Petting Zoo, Cooks a Chicken

Here is a short web video from Funny or Die in which Christopher Walken visits a crazy Connecticut grocery store-slash-petting zoo -- I've been there: it's crazier than even this video makes it out to be -- and cooks a chicken dinner with Richard Belzer of Homicide: Life on the Street and Law & Order: SVU and two, um, assistants.

It's not exactly hilarious, but it's weirdly compelling. Actually, it's exactly what I imagine cooking dinner with Christopher Walken and Richard Belzer would be like.

The video contains some NSFW language at the very end. Also: a close-up photograph of Christopher Walken's nose.

(h/t: Grub Street)