Slashfood has the scoop on the latest irate fast food customer to go nuts in a store. A Sandusky, Ohio, McDonald's faced the wrath of a man pissed off because his fries were too cold. There are conflicting reports, some saying the customer got verbally abusive, others claiming the customer went after employees with a mop.
Real chefs not only do the food better than fast foodies; they also fight better. Eater has a round-up of the year in chef crime. From a former Food Network chef's conviction of murder-for-hire, to a strip club brawl over the use of non-local pork in an Oregon pork festival, these guys makes a tantrum over fries seem mild.
Maybe next year's crime round-up will include a shivving over Mangalista. The New York Times predicts the curly-haired Hungarian hogs to be the next "It" pig. Someone will surely disagree.