The Morning Brew: Thursday, 12.11

Good news for our Irish friends: Pork is once again available. (AFP)

A new study suggests that craving unhealthy high-calorie food is a genetic trait. (HealthDay News)

And now, a poem:

Rub-a-dub-dub
Three girls in a tub
Of dish detergent
In a KFC
Ick


(Mildly NSFW. Certainly NSF your stomach.)

- Ian Froeb