I'll only sound like a disapproving mother if I say anything about 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy -- even a "Papa Don't Preach" crack doesn't seem funny -- but chirpy UK songstress Lily Allen (see this post) is allegedly also pregnant.
Dad is supposedly Chemical Brother Ed Simons. Funny, as I was looking for an excuse to post the Chems' song "The Salmon Dance," as it's one of the funniest/weirdest songs of the year. And now the video, along with a snarky comment about spawning, totally works.
"The Salmon Dance" (vocals by Fatlip):
