Contest: Caption This Jeff Beck Album Cover

Because it's Friday -- a gray, cold, sorta-snowy, meh Friday -- let's run a fun contest. In the comments of our Jeff Beck concert announcement, Zac pointed out the cover of Beck's new album, Emotion & Commotion. This:

Amazing. So I'm asking you, dear A to Z readers, to write a caption for the scene depicted on the cover, and leave it in the comments along with a valid email address. I'll send the winner a grab bag of CDs from my office. Also, if anyone's feeling creative and wants to Photoshop their own version of the album cover and email a lo-res version to me, feel free. I'll blog any funny ones I get.