George Michael's 2-CD Hits Collection Twentyfive Lacks Some Hits...

My colleague Jason Harper at the Pitch is dismayed that the new George Michael two-CD hits collection TwentyFive (which we both received in the mail today) does not contain "I Want Your Sex."

I'll see his upset and raise him one more: Where is "Monkey"? SERIOUSLY. Why can't you set that monkey free, George, and include him on this hits CD? Whyyyyy?

It's also worth noting that the set is divided up thusly: Disc one is "For Living" and disc two is "For Loving." Which means that "Last Christmas" and -- tee hee -- "Father Figure" appear on the latter; "Too Funky" and "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" are on the former.

(Full tracklist at Jason's blog. I'm currently rocking "Fastlove" in my office here.)

UPDATE: MONKEYS RIDING TINY MOTORCYCLES.

-- Annie Zaleski