Curious to know more about the characters in Game of Thrones before you buy tickets for Magic Smoking Monkey's parody, which kicks off this weekend at the Regional Arts Commission? We recommend this handy guide to the haters and the heroes in Magic Smoking Monkey's fake Westeros.
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Catelyn Stark
The Good Wife
Activities: Raising strong sons, waiting for winter
Quote: "Get that bastard out of here."
Ned Stark
The King of the North
Activities: Dispensing justice, fulfilling obligations
Quote: "Arya, that sounds highly improbable."
Robb Stark
The Good Son
Activities: Obeying his parents, breaking engagements
Quote: "Gosh, isn't Dad the best?"
Arya Stark
The Tomboy
Activities: Swordfighting, kicking ass, survival
Quote: "'Father knows best,' my ass."
Jon Snow
The Bastard
Activities: Brooding, president of the Handsome Man's Club
Quote: "...but I'm totally legitimate in the sack."
Samwell Tarly
The Sidekick
Activities: Making Jon Snow look better. That's it.
Quote: "Yeah, Jon. You brood like a champ!"
Maester Pycelle
The Know-It-All
Activities: Learning, self-educating, auto-didactism
Quote: "I knew that."
Robert Baratheon
The Party King
Activities: Drinking, hunting and chasing strange tail
Quote: "Woooooooohh!"
Cersei Lannister
The Queen Bitch
Activities: Ruling, raising her prick son, rutting with Jaime
Quote: "I'll do anything to ensure Jaime gets a happy ending."
Joffrey Baratheon
The Prick
Activities: Torturing animals and prostitutes, getting slapped
Quote: "Mom likes me best!"
Jamie Lanister
The Swordsman
Activities: Regicide, looking good
Quote: "You kiss like my sister."
Khal Drogo
The Sexy Horse King
Activities: Ridin' horses, making sweet love to Danerys
Quote: "Let's do it on horseback tonight, Danerys."
Daenerys Targareyn
The Newlywed
Activities: Horseriding, Drogoriding
Quote: "I love dragons!"
Jorah Mormont
The Stalker
Activities: Spying on Danerys, lusting after Daenerys, sifting through Daenerys' trash
Quote: "Does this make me look like Khal Drogo?"
Tyrion Lannister
The Imp
Activities: Drinking, whoring, witty repartee
Quote: "I put the 'imp' in 'pimp.'"
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