My milkshake brings all the boys to the north side!
And they're like,
It's better than Steak n Shake!
Damn right, it's better than Ted Drewes!
I can teach you,
but I have to charge less than four bucks!
I know you want it,
The high butterfat content ice cream that makes me
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I come in 24-ounce servings!
I think it's time
La la la la la,
Chill it up.
La la la la la,
The boys are waiting....