Bottoms Up and All Aboard

Jan 3, 2013 at 4:00 am
A wise man once asked the universe, "Don't you hate pants?" and the universe was silent. OK, it was Homer Simpson who asked, but he's a better guru than most because at least he makes no bones about being fictional. If you, too, hate the binds of your trousers, consider taking part in the third annual No Pants Metrolink Ride, organized by STL Improv Anywhere. Riders sans culottes are encouraged to board the Metrolink on either the Red or Blue Line at specific times starting at 5 p.m. (the schedule is on the group's Facebook page) and then disembark at the Convention Center station at 5:48 p.m. Why? Because it will be fun and unusual. The afterpary is held at Pi Pizzeria (610 Washington Avenue) during Happy Hour. Questions can be directed to [email protected].
Wed., Jan. 16, 2013