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Critical Fatwa 

Week of February 16, 2006

All hail R.E.M.! They were the jingle-jangle morning of indie rock, and their latest albums are...not bad for a bunch of old farts. For all the great tunes, we have held our tongues in regards to goofy frontman Michael Stipe. But no longer. For releasing yet another of these tiresome charity songs, this one for the victims of Hurricane Katrina, Stipe has earned himself a fatwa!

Stipe's Joseph Arthur-penned "In the Sun" is bland and, worse, mopey; frankly, Stipe, the victims of Katrina could give two shits about your two-bit malaise. Sad-sack whitefolk know what you mean when you sing "Everybody Hurts." A person who found his mother's corpse by the smell of it in the wreckage of his home might tell you to sit down and cheer up. Have a Coke and a smile, Stipe (along with your celebrity guests, such as Chris Martin and will.i.am). Next time, think about quietly donating the proceeds of a hit single instead of having a self-indulgent public wankfest.

Fatwa! May "In the Sun" be the sunset of the charity song. May artists learn to do good works to get good feelings. It is written.

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