Have You Ever Flushed Anything Inappropriate Down the Toilet? 

Week of July 24, 2002

Bridget Anderson

"No, I don't think I ever flushed anything I wasn't supposed to. My mom taught me not to do that. But I did cut up some pictures of my ex-husband and his girlfriend, and I put them in the Diaper Genie. That seemed like the best place for them."

Kristofer Claywell
Professional Slacker

"Yes, inadvertently. Just as I was flushing the toilet, I received a page, so as I removed my pager from my belt it promptly goes right down the toilet. But it didn't pass through -- it just stayed there at the bottom of the bowl, a purple pager, waiting for me to fish it out."

Corey Feldman

"Oh God, yes! Anything inappropriate you can flush down a toilet, I've done it ... including my career, at times."

Ed Golterman
Opera Man

"I've never flushed a critter, but as a bachelor/warrior I often run out of toilet paper, so sometimes I use Scott Towels or Handi Wipes or whatever is handy. Thankfully, none of it has ever come back up."

Abbey Roth
Balloon Artist

"Yeah, a Barbie -- 'cause I was bored and wanted to see what would happen. It broke."

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