Lies Everyone From the St. Louis Area Has Told [PHOTOS]

We know you're not supposed to lie, but sometimes, it happens. There's the classic "I'm five minutes away" but you're actually ten minutes, but there are some lies that everyone from the St. Louis area has told. Here's what they are.
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 “I’m not mad anymore about Stan Kroenke.”
Peter Powell/EPA/Newscom
“I’m not mad anymore about Stan Kroenke.”
 “I don't know every word to Country Grammar by Nelly.”
“I don't know every word to Country Grammar by Nelly.”
 “I don’t want to get Ted Drewes.”
Photo courtesy of Flickr / Philip Leara
“I don’t want to get Ted Drewes.”
 “It’s Panera Bread.”
“It’s Panera Bread.”
 “The Arch’s elevators don’t freak me out.”
“The Arch’s elevators don’t freak me out.”
 “I’m from St. Louis.” – Someone from St. Charles or Illinois
“I’m from St. Louis.” – Someone from St. Charles or Illinois
 “I only had one beer and I didn’t even finish it.”
CHERYL BAEHR
“I only had one beer and I didn’t even finish it.”
 “I always completely stop at stop signs.”
“I always completely stop at stop signs.”
 “Yes, Officer, I’m headed to the DMV to get my license plates.”
“Yes, Officer, I’m headed to the DMV to get my license plates.”
 “It doesn't bother me that the L.A. Rams won the Super Bowl.”
Herkie on Flickr
“It doesn't bother me that the L.A. Rams won the Super Bowl.”