Muppet Madness

Did all your plans fall through and now you're alone on Christmas? Are you one of the soldiers in the war against Christmas and need a safe haven from the front lines? The Moolah Theatre (3821 Lindell Boulevard; www.stlouiscinemas.com/moolah) has your back. The bar will be playing nothing but Muppets into the night, which might be the best gift of all. Share your loneliness with Gonzo, Fozzie and the rest of the gang; if nothing else, Kermit will give you a soft, sloped shoulder to cry on. Admission is free.