You're not here for the cheap cover. You're not here for the cheap drinks. And you're definitely not here for the cheap lap dance. You're here for the ladies. And at the Penthouse Club, "where the magazine comes to life," the ladies rule. This chain, which comprises more than a dozen locations across the nation (and four others in Illinois, including Roxy's), offers a (comparatively) classy strip-club experience virtually in the shadow of the Arch. Vibewise, Penthouse feels more Vegas than east side, with its cozy chairs and cocktail tables. Dancers and cocktail waitresses alike greet and canoodle with customers as onstage performers dance to music from Duran Duran to Beyoncé while giving front-row patrons more than just an eyeful. Lap dance leave your tummy growling? Not to worry, there's a full dinner menu. So come hungry, and leave...um...satisfied.