Quotes Illustrated, Episode 1: Servicing the Guests (NSFW)

Please enjoy the first in an ongoing series where we find quotes. And illustrate them. This episode, courtesy of Deadspin, concerns St. Louis hotels and -- ahem -- "guest relations."
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