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The latest Snow White is a tale overtold 

Charlize Theron as the Queen in Snow White and the Huntsman.

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Charlize Theron as the Queen in Snow White and the Huntsman.

If ever there were a perfect example of pure, fresh, classical simplicity unnecessarily trodden under with complications, it is Snow White and the Huntsman.

Had it trusted to the native charm of its cast and the sensory seduction of its often-astonishing images to humbly, naively retell its story, this Snow White might have been something special. Instead, it's defined by an overall bagginess which betrays a lack of any abiding authorial pattern.

Things start off at a fleet pace, as opening exposition tells of the immaculate royal birth of Snow White, her mother's death and the seduction of her father and conquest of his kingdom by mantis-like adventuress Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron), who marries her way to the throne and then drives the king's threateningly fair daughter, grown-into Kristen Stewart, into exile. An unruly subject, Huntsman Eric (Thor's Chris Hemsworth) is sent into the Dark Forest to finish Snow off, while Prince William (Sam Claflin), who remembers the princess from her girlhood, likewise sets on her trail. Both are duly ensorcelled by Snow's charms, along with seven digitally dwarfed character actors, whose appearances are basically a distracting game of "Oh, that's who that is!"

As compared to this last spring's competing Snow White film, Tarsem Singh's Mirror, Mirror, Snow White and the Huntsman is a far graver treatment of the material. Theron's evil Queen is an apparent relation of Countess Elizabeth Báthory, the Hungarian noblewoman who, according to legend, bathed in the blood of virgin girls to retain her youth. The setting is a palpably lived-in late-medieval universe of scrofulous peasantry and pervasive under-the-fingernails murk and mire, where everything onscreen has a conceivable use, and looks used. The same detail applies to the fantasy aspects of Snow's world: The Dark Forest, a writhing tangle veined with bare-limbed branches, is alive with all things that slither and skitter, while a dulcet, flower-carpeted Eden called the Sanctuary is as vividly imagined.

Around the same age that they're usually hearing fairy tales for the first time, children have a tendency to compulsively ask "Why?" questions, and the script for Snow White seems to anticipate this sort of grilling and provides answers in spades.

The result is a film that's considerably longer than it needs be, in which the evocative eloquence of storybook pictures is consistently garbled by the need to overexplain and psychoanalyze. The Huntsman, we learn, was driven to drink by his wife's death. The Evil Queen was warped by a mother who taught her that beauty was her only attribute and by the misuse of fickle men. In the final confrontation between Snow and her stepmother, we even get a hint of Electra's complex rivalry. Yet amid all the film's visual ornamentation, there's no sense of narrative priority — the filmmakers can't see the Dark Forest for the trees.

Among Snow White's extraneous and diluting elements, we must include the addition of a vague romantic rivalry between the brawny huntsman and dashing prince, which seems to have been more thoroughly considered from a marketing perspective than from a dramatic one — for it is proven box office to place Twilight's Stewart at the apex of a love triangle between a beefcake and a lithe, aristocratic pretty boy.

Giving a fiery call-to-arms speech to a mass of assembled troops in a third act that has her essentially transformed into Joan of Arc, Stewart is miles outside her range, but she remains a great existential screen presence. There are a number of "supercuts" floating around YouTube which mockingly catalog Stewart's mannerisms but what the compilers fail to recognize is that many of our finest classical film actors have made brilliant careers from of a single, essential expression. If only this Snow White had Stewart's capacity to just be itself — or at least to know what it is.

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