May 28, 2013

Your Summer 2013 Movie Guide

From superheroes (Superman, Wolverine) to Shakespeare (Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing), another season of summer movies is upon us. Here's our guide to movies this summer -- and their wide-release dates. Check the schedule at your neighborhood cineplex before you leave your apartment. Blurbs by Simon Abrams.

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May 31 - Now You See Me
Action filmmaker Louis Leterrier's output is all over the map, from the fitfully delightful Transporter 2 and superior Jet Li vehicle Unleashed to that irredeemable Clash of the Titans remake. His latest sounds pretty dopey—the FBI tries to stop a group of bank-robbing magicians—but Leterrier is sure to deliver at least one killer set piece, and who could argue with a cast boasting Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, and Michael Caine? At the very least, those four are getting pools out of this.
Photo by Barry Wetcher – © 2013 Summit Entertainment, LLC. All rights reserved.
May 31 - Now You See Me

Action filmmaker Louis Leterrier's output is all over the map, from the fitfully delightful Transporter 2 and superior Jet Li vehicle Unleashed to that irredeemable Clash of the Titans remake. His latest sounds pretty dopey—the FBI tries to stop a group of bank-robbing magicians—but Leterrier is sure to deliver at least one killer set piece, and who could argue with a cast boasting Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, and Michael Caine? At the very least, those four are getting pools out of this.
May 31 - Shadow Dancer
X-philes, all those years of wanting to believe have finally paid off: Gillian Anderson finally gets a good part! Already celebrated by critics, this thriller from James Marsh, director of the award-winning Sundance hits Man on Wire and Project Nim, is set in Belfast in the '90s and follows an IRA agent (Andrea Riseborough) who goes undercover for England's MI5 after being arrested by a spy played by Clive Owen—this is as close to an Owen James Bond film as we'll get.
Photo courtesy of Magnolia Pictures.
May 31 - Shadow Dancer

X-philes, all those years of wanting to believe have finally paid off: Gillian Anderson finally gets a good part! Already celebrated by critics, this thriller from James Marsh, director of the award-winning Sundance hits Man on Wire and Project Nim, is set in Belfast in the '90s and follows an IRA agent (Andrea Riseborough) who goes undercover for England's MI5 after being arrested by a spy played by Clive Owen—this is as close to an Owen James Bond film as we'll get.
May 31 - Student
Kazakh filmmaker Darezhan Omirbaev isn't a household name, but he does have a big fan in Jean-Luc Godard, who calls Omirbaev "one of the most outstanding directors of today." Student, Omirbaev's contemporary adaptation of Crime and Punishment, was a hit at Cannes last year. Spoiler: There's not a happy ending.
© 2012 - Kazakhfilm
May 31 - Student

Kazakh filmmaker Darezhan Omirbaev isn't a household name, but he does have a big fan in Jean-Luc Godard, who calls Omirbaev "one of the most outstanding directors of today." Student, Omirbaev's contemporary adaptation of Crime and Punishment, was a hit at Cannes last year. Spoiler: There's not a happy ending.
June 7 - Much Ado About Nothing
The Bard comes to Sunnydale in this adaptation/update of Shakespeare's comedy, all filmed in director Joss Whedon's house. (But not set there; that would be weird.) As Avengers co-creator Stan Lee might put it, the director's handling the greatest English playwright in the mighty Whedon manor.
© 2012 - Bellwether Pictures
June 7 - Much Ado About Nothing

The Bard comes to Sunnydale in this adaptation/update of Shakespeare's comedy, all filmed in director Joss Whedon's house. (But not set there; that would be weird.) As Avengers co-creator Stan Lee might put it, the director's handling the greatest English playwright in the mighty Whedon manor.
June 7 - After Earth
While it's not being advertised as "an M. Night Shyamalan film," this big-budget science fiction flick was helmed and co-written by the once-promising filmmaker. Will Smith and son Jaden star as space-age foragers on a post-human Earth. The ads suggest this is a vanity project to promote Big Willy's kid, but with Shyamalan there's always a twist—maybe it will be that the film doesn't suck.
© 2013 - Columbia Pictures
June 7 - After Earth

While it's not being advertised as "an M. Night Shyamalan film," this big-budget science fiction flick was helmed and co-written by the once-promising filmmaker. Will Smith and son Jaden star as space-age foragers on a post-human Earth. The ads suggest this is a vanity project to promote Big Willy's kid, but with Shyamalan there's always a twist—maybe it will be that the film doesn't suck.
June 7 - Passion
Brian De Palma returns with this visually delirious, Hitchcock-inspired pulp remake of 2010 French thriller Love Crime. Rachel McAdams and original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Noomi Rapace co-star as social-climbing ad women whose rivalry leads to a hilariously convoluted murder plot. The film is full of everything De Palma's fans and detractors have come to associate him with, building to a fantastic orchestra hall set piece, complete with split-screen photography. It's good, mean fun.
© 2012 - SBS Films
June 7 - Passion

Brian De Palma returns with this visually delirious, Hitchcock-inspired pulp remake of 2010 French thriller Love Crime. Rachel McAdams and original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Noomi Rapace co-star as social-climbing ad women whose rivalry leads to a hilariously convoluted murder plot. The film is full of everything De Palma's fans and detractors have come to associate him with, building to a fantastic orchestra hall set piece, complete with split-screen photography. It's good, mean fun.
June 14 - Man of Steel
Now that Christopher Nolan's Batman is dining (and probably whining) across the Mediterranean, and Marvel is cramming multiplexes with Avengers-related entertainment product, DC and Warner Brothers have prioritized the reboot of comics' biggest, nicest hero. Director Zack Snyder may have struck out with Sucker Punch, but the most recent Man of Steel trailers suggest this could be a serious, character-driven adventure. And we can't wait to kneel before Michael Shannon as General Zod!
June 14 - Man of Steel

Now that Christopher Nolan's Batman is dining (and probably whining) across the Mediterranean, and Marvel is cramming multiplexes with Avengers-related entertainment product, DC and Warner Brothers have prioritized the reboot of comics' biggest, nicest hero. Director Zack Snyder may have struck out with Sucker Punch, but the most recent Man of Steel trailers suggest this could be a serious, character-driven adventure. And we can't wait to kneel before Michael Shannon as General Zod!
June 14 - The Bling Ring
Sofia Coppola's based-on-batshit-true-events drama follows celebrity-obsessed teenage thieves who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan of roughly $3 million in cash, clothes, and jewelry. Emma Watson, Leslie Mann, and American Horror Story's Taissa Farmiga co-star in Coppola's follow-up to Somewhere, that really good drama starring the guy in those electronic cigarette ads.
© 2013 - A24
June 14 - The Bling Ring

Sofia Coppola's based-on-batshit-true-events drama follows celebrity-obsessed teenage thieves who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan of roughly $3 million in cash, clothes, and jewelry. Emma Watson, Leslie Mann, and American Horror Story's Taissa Farmiga co-star in Coppola's follow-up to Somewhere, that really good drama starring the guy in those electronic cigarette ads.
June 14 - A Hijacking
Better known as "That Other Somali Pirate Drama, the One Not Starring Tom Hanks," A Hijacking is Danish filmmaker Tobias Lindholm's follow-up to R, an impressive, uneven prison drama. In the much buzzed-about A Hijacking, pirates hold a Danish ship crew hostage while that crew's employers work out whether to cut their losses or negotiate a rescue.
Photo courtesy of Magnolia Pictures.
June 14 - A Hijacking

Better known as "That Other Somali Pirate Drama, the One Not Starring Tom Hanks," A Hijacking is Danish filmmaker Tobias Lindholm's follow-up to R, an impressive, uneven prison drama. In the much buzzed-about A Hijacking, pirates hold a Danish ship crew hostage while that crew's employers work out whether to cut their losses or negotiate a rescue.
June 21 - World War Z
How many people does it take to save a horror-thriller? First, Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski penned a script, then Lions for Lambs screenwriter Matthew Michael Carnahan rewrote it, then Cabin in the Woods director Drew Goddard and Lost showrunner Damon Lindelof stepped up for substantial rewrites—after much of the movie had been filmed. But even after seven weeks of re-shoots and a six-month release delay, we still want to see this adaptation of Max Brooks's imaginative "oral history of the zombie war. " It's a big-budget zombie movie starring Brad Pitt, and character actor wiz David Morse. Tickets, please.
June 21 - World War Z

How many people does it take to save a horror-thriller? First, Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski penned a script, then Lions for Lambs screenwriter Matthew Michael Carnahan rewrote it, then Cabin in the Woods director Drew Goddard and Lost showrunner Damon Lindelof stepped up for substantial rewrites—after much of the movie had been filmed. But even after seven weeks of re-shoots and a six-month release delay, we still want to see this adaptation of Max Brooks's imaginative "oral history of the zombie war. " It's a big-budget zombie movie starring Brad Pitt, and character actor wiz David Morse. Tickets, please.