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  • Now I Understand Why Big Booty Latinas Make Bank on OnlyFans

    Now I Understand Why Big Booty Latinas Make Bank on OnlyFans

    Today, I spent some time behind the keyboard and watching NCAA football. As I was reviewing pages and writing articles, I started to think who would win my national championship if I was to pick one of the pages today. I honestly may have to throw all the pages into a voting machine and figure that out for my end of the year review. But today, I am going to review a brand new challenger who will attempt to be a part of my champions conversation and voting. Today, I am checking out Miso Lexi VIP (@misolexi). In case you have no idea who I am or have never read one of my reviews, I need you to know that I am a huge fan of Latinas and booty cheeks. And if there is ever a chance to combine my two loves, ya boy is celebrating like Christmas came early. Well let’s see if this page is indeed a gift or some coal in my stockings .

    Sub price: $3 for the first 30 days ($3.25 after tax)

    Regular subscription price: $20 a month

    CONTENT: 3/5

    Lexi’s page doesn’t seem to be all that old with the first post appearing on September 15, 2022 (Happy two year anniversary Miss Lexi). When the page first started, it looked like it was mostly pictures of her booty in various thongs and swimsuit bottoms. Nothing really crazy or outrageous was on display. I mean, in 2024, we at least see the butthole trying to peek out from behind fabric. There were some videos where we see some slow motion booty jiggle and booty physics is a science I will always support. There was always some consistent posting but there were only a handful of pictures that may have been an issue on Instagram. I know I say this a lot but I am not on OnlyFans to see pictures that I can find on Instagram. I expect to see pics here that we can’t get on social media. And I definitely haven’t seen anything from Sept 2022 to February 2023 that would make me pay $20 a month to continue to have access to this page. Then November 1st of 2024 shows up and there is one of the hottest photos I have seen in the last 10 months on her profile. Lexi is in a teal green matching bra and panty set and the glorious promise land is in full view. This post is a total change from anything she posted for two years and it was a most welcome surprise. I did notice that one photo does repeat this month as a post but that happens sometimes.

    It also looks like Lexi has started a rewards program on her page. $50 spent gets you a free solo video and $100 gets you a free exclusive bundle. It looks like one would have to spend $750 to get 2 boy/girl sextapes of your choice. For the more monied fan, you could get a free custom solo with your name for $1,000.

    CONNECTION / PERSONALIZED CARE: 2/5

    Once again, it looks like it goes down in the DMs. Went to the DMs to see what was being offered and a video appeared to welcome me and the nipples lacking from her feed were on full display in the DMs. I”ve noticed lately that I have seen a lot of feeds that lack any heat at all but the DMs will have some of the hottest smut you could ever ask for on display. I decided I would take the opportunity to ask if she offered any kind of personalized content and she alluded that some would be available soon but there was nothing available right now. There was a video about 8 minutes long being offered for $14.95 in the DMs but there was nothing to tell me what it was or would be and I don’t spend money sight unseen. The description simply said it was an exclusive video that she didn’t offer anywhere else. While I was writing, I had the screen open in her DMs and another offer was sent to acquire an 18 second video for $5.09 and also said that would go toward my purchases in the rewards program. 18 seconds for $5? Are you freaking kidding me? I wouldn’t participate in that exchange even if the government paid for it on the business credit card.

    CONCLUSION

    Overall, I find that I won’t be able to suggest this page to many. While Lexi is absolutely gorgeous and super personable, this page doesn’t offer enough to me to recommend a $20 a month subscription price. If it was $10, I might consider staying subscribed to see what will happen in the upcoming months and to see if the content gets hotter. The page is over two years old and it wasn’t until November of this year before there was any heat or passion on the profile. If you are wanting to watch the profile grow and Lexi develop her media voice, then go ahead and sign up. But if you are a seasoned subscriber to OnlyFans, this is a hard sell at $20 a month. I think I will bookmark this page and come back and check it out in a few months to see if it has improved but I will not be continuing the sub past the trial period.

  • I came this close to making an Asian cosplay OnlyFans girl my next waifu

    I came this close to making an Asian cosplay OnlyFans girl my next waifu

    I absolutely love anime. And because of my love for anime, I was naturally attracted to attending anime conventions. And one of the greatest parts about anime conventions is seeing all the cool cosplays that people wear to them. I still remember attending an adult themed anime con where the cosplayers were a little bit more lewd and risque and was introduced to a whole new world of possibilities. Didn’t take me long to find out that there were many like-minded individuals who love seeing their favorite anime characters recreated by 3D women doing the lewdest of things. So when the request to review Kitty came across my desk, I was more excited than a One Piece fan finishing the Whole Cake Island arc.

    Kitty is an exotic looking beauty that looks like a Mexican and a Japanese had a baby. You could say that someone made an original recipe Filipina. I swear I couldn’t figure out her nationality. I looked all through her bio for hints but never found anything to suggest what that nationality was either. I can say she has an amazing bubbly personality, mousey voice and could lead a nation of otakus and weebs into war if she wanted to.

    Sub price: $3.33 ($3.60 after tax)

    Regular subscription price: $11.11 a month

    CONTENT

    There are 990 pictures and 119 videos available. And about 90% of the content could have been on Instagram with no issues. It leaned into the lewd and sexy and half dressed but it wasn’t anything I don’t see on Instagram in half the stories I see daily. To test this, I went to her Instagram and a lot of the pictures did repeat. There are more opportunities to see her breasts in pasties on her OnlyFans but it isn’t an outrageous picture either. I will say that I was a huge fan of any opportunities she took to cosplay different anime characters. I also noticed that there were more uncensored photos on her site the further back you go. The first time I noticed her bootyhole covered by emoji was on a post from August 12, 2023 but before that, there were no emojis over her genitals.

    The videos were an immediate turn-off for me because they were pixelated. The only ones not censored were the ones where she was performing oral on toys. I was actually concerned that her videos for purchase would be censored so I am dragging my feet on purchasing anything.

    CONNECTION

    As soon as I subbed, I received a video thanking me for subbing. There was also an offer for a package that contained 4 pictures and 2 videos for $7. I will say that she is good about daily contact and sending pics and purchase opportunities. Most of the content is her with a dildo and JOI videos. She may have hit me with my favorite interaction ever on Only Fans. I was working one Sunday on a project and she sent me a picture and asked me to rate her smile. I replied it was an 11 out of 10. She then replied, “Can you keep that smile on my face by sending me some tips?” I literally laughed out loud because that was a pure hustle move no matter how you slice it. Later on, I noticed this offer was in my inbox:

    • $30 for three random videos
    • $45 for three cosplay videos
    • $60 for three videos of my show

    This shows that she knows what the fans are into and she knows they are willing to pay more to see their favorite anime character get smashed. I dug through the DMs to see what other videos were being offered but the cost was $30.99 for a 25 minute video. In it, she was dressed as Nami from One Piece and it was a strip tease coochie play with two different toys. Another option was Nurse Makima (Chainsaw Man) that was JOI and dildo riding that clocked in at 26 minutes for $35. None of this appealed to me and I wasn’t about to buy anything. There were some $7 and $11 offers but nothing that I felt like risking money on to see if it was uncensored.

    PERSONALIZED CARE

    I am really going to say that she is funny and real and every DM interaction felt like I was chatting with my next bestie. Yeah, she’s going to pander to you to get those extended purchases out of you, but she is funny and quick witted. The whole smile interaction felt like she ran game on me and I laughed so hard that I was truly impressed. In interactions like this, you know you are dealing with a real person. And if this isn’t Kitty, I hope she never gets rid of whoever hit me up because that almost made me keep the subscription. Anyone who does this much in a throw away conversation is going to definitely bring it when it comes to personalized content.

    CONCLUSION

    This is a really tough call for me. I wanted, more than anything, to like this page but for the most part I was kind of blah. Great pics? Yes, but nothing I would say was mind blowing. Videos? Yeah, but censored and kind of boring. This is a page where the lady knows she is extremely attractive and that her fans will love whatever she puts out. I will say that this page is definitely going to appeal to a wide array of fans but at $11.11 a month, I most likely am going to just follow her on Instagram. I can’t see any value in following or staying subscribed to see censored pics when I can follow her Instagram for free.

    Content: 2/5

    Connection: 3/5

    Personalized Care: 4/5

  • I caved and subscribed to a Goth OnlyFans girl after 4 years

    I caved and subscribed to a Goth OnlyFans girl after 4 years

    One of my biggest pet peeves in my male friend groups is misogyny. You start saying some crazy stuff and we are going to have a private conversation about why you speaking like you have brain damage. And my tolerance for craziness is even more limited when you try to talk badly about sex workers. If you don’t believe in sex work, then great, don’t hire sex workers or consume porn – free or paid. But you don’t have to besmirch a person’s character or integrity because you aren’t a fan of their job.I say this because sometimes, I worry whether my reviews ever tread into that territory. Especially when I have to review an OnlyFans page and determine whether it has a value based on cost/benefit analysis. What I would be willing to invest into my spank bank is going to be different than what you are willing to spend and that is always up to our own individual circumstances. But lately, I seem to be noticing some disturbing trends on OF accounts (that claim to be of a sexual nature) that make me question the supplier/consumer relationship in sex work and how the words I used are perceived.Now that I said all that microeconomic explanation of my job and goal when I write these, I need to say this is a simpler way. This week, I’m checking out Livvalittle’s site to see if my pp and wallet like what it sees.

    Sub price: $FREE for 30 days

    Regular subscription price: $9.99 a month

    Username:livvalittle

    CONTENT

    Livv Fitt, aka @FitDonk on Instagram, is a bodybuilder/fit model who was on my radar heavily during the pandemic. I didn’t follow her page but she seemed to always pop up on my “suggested for you” dang near weekly if not daily. Fast forward four years and now here I am reviewing her OnlyFans page.

    The sheer volume of content on here can be daunting. There are 3,422 posts on the home page alone and 5,185 items under media. The media has 4,223 photos and 961 video options. I want to make sure you realize that while she has an Instagram, the majority of the pics on this account will not be available on that account. The pics on here would have gotten her Instagram banned quickly. I also love how many of the pictures look like they were taken on a high end mobile phone because they give the impression of seeing a glimpse into the world of the hot muscle mommy at your local gym.

    The videos are a lot of posing, primping, booty and abs. I ain’t complaining because this lady has done the hours in the gym to sculpt this package and deserves to show it off however she wants. I checked out several and found only one where it showed nipples. After scrolling through all the videos, I knew that you were going to have to pay to see anything even slightly hardcore. I did have some initial concerns about what that cost would be because one of the first things you see on the homepage is an offer for a G/G Strap-on DP bangfest that was 9 plus minutes long and going for a $49 tip to unlock. One of my favorite things about this package was that there was a trailer, with some highlights and it was hotter than a bowl of deep fried habanero peppers. I love when we get a small preview of the action and can determine whether you want to purchase or not based on what you see. But I also don’t feel like spending $49 on something that is only a little over 9 minutes long. That’s a cost of $5.44 a minute. You can buy a whole bunch of films on some sites for that cost. Decided to check my DMs to see if the artist had sent the customary message to thank me for subscribing and what offers might be in there.

    In the DMs were some options for a mini tips menu. It offered Text Dick rates for $15, Roleplay squirting professor B/G for $35 (28 minutes long) and a Hot Tub Lesbian Threeway for $30 (11 minutes long). There was also another video offer for $10 that was 9 minutes long but it didn’t specify what it was and it only had a single photo still for the cover. Based on the pricing so far, I’m sure this is 9 minutes of solo action or possibly modeling.

    Also, since we know she is a body builder, I don’t know why we don’t have more workout content. The opportunity to show a daily workout routine or food prep session is definitely missed but that might be to kink specific for what they are trying to accomplish.

    CONNECTION

    Since I was in the DMs anyway, I decided to inquire into the nature of the 9 minute video for $10. I asked what was in the video only to get the reply it was a naughty video. I then asked what made it naughty and why the video lacked any detailed description like all the other video offers. I had to wait roughly 35 minutes for a reply. And that reply still never explained a thing about what I asked.

    I know a lot of people think it’s weird to ask so many questions in the DMs, but I am always curious whether we have one model running the page or whether it is a bot or AI. When this is your secondary hustle, I get the need to have a bot or AI run things for you while you work your primary gig. Some guys actually like the “girl-next-door” vibe of the page and love interacting with the models. Some guys could care less if they talk at all as long as they can get the content they requested.

    PERSONALIZED CARE

    I went back to the homepage to check the description to see if personalized content was even offered and it is not. I can say that it will take awhile to get a reply in the DMs so there are definitely no pre-canned responses. I won’t take points off because they don’t offer personalized content. There are enough models on this platform who do if that is your cup of tea.

    CONCLUSION

    This is one of those pages that you are either going to love or hate. If you are a fan of Livv from Instagram and want to see the spicier content she creates, this may be the next best step for you. But if you come to this page thinking you are about to get the greatest pornographic experience of your life, you will be greatly disappointed. For your $9.99, you are going to get a spicy Instagram profile with access to some even spicier content. If you have the ten bucks to spare and you’re a fan, I would suggest taking a look.

    Content: 2/5

    Connection: 3/5

    Personalized Care: 2/5

  • I Came to OnlyFans for my Favorite Big Booty Porn Star. I Stayed for her Muscle Mommy Content.

    I Came to OnlyFans for my Favorite Big Booty Porn Star. I Stayed for her Muscle Mommy Content.

    When it comes to adult films and entertainment, Eva Angelina is a big name. She is a Hall of Famer (inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2018), award winning actress with a following to rival most pop stars. She entered the business in 2003 and the fact that she is still as gorgeous as ever and making it in a business 21 years later that tends to favor the young is a testament to her longevity and looks. So, I’m sure, you can imagine my surprise when the assignment to review her page came to my desk.“The Eva Angelina? The Latina Booty queen? You’re going to pay me to review an OnlyFans for her?”

    Shortly after that, I started singing “God Bless America” and cried tears of joy for five minutes. To say I was a fan of her adult film work would be an understatement. I have watched this woman’s booty do magic tricks on more than one occasion. This week, I am going to do everything in my power to keep my expectations low so as not to disappoint myself and review one of my favorite adult film stars OF page.

    Sub price: $7.50 for 31 days ($8.12 after tax)
    Regular subscription price: $14.99 a month

    CONTENT: 3/5, but we’ll revisit this in 2025

    The first thing I noticed as I browsed through my page was that there wasn’t a drop of nudity on the page. Not even a little bit. No nipples, no booty cheeks, no cootchie print through thin panties. Absolutely nothing. This was the page of a divorced 39 year old woman with two kids and she really enjoyed lifting weights. And I mean a legitimate muscle mommy. So many photos of her post workout.

    There were at least 365 posts on the main page and most of it was a sneak peak into her private life. It was basically just an Instagram page but it seems more intimate. I am not a fan of paying a monthly subscription for something I can see on Instagram. The whole page is mostly just selfies and scenes from her life. I decided to go look if there was an actual Instagram page and was amazed to find out that there was not a page for her on Instagram. There was a fan page but there was no personal page. So if you are a super fan of Eva, her Only Fans page is a great way to see what is happening in her life and get some access to spicy stuff in her VIP club. And just when I thought all hope was lost, I see the greatest thing on the page. Something had changed on the page and in November, there was an offer for her first ever boy / girl on OnlyFans. Then on November 29th, there was an offer for a photo set with ten pictures for $10. $25 will get you two masturbation videos. $20 will get you two dildo suck videos and $40 would get you all of it. Not a bad deal. There was also an announcement that she was going to be bringing more boy/girl content to the page in 2025.

     

    I Came to OnlyFans for my Favorite Big Booty Porn Star. I Stayed for her Muscle Mommy Content.

    CONNECTION: 4/5

    I went to the DMs to see what I would get there. There was a video for $10.30 that was 2:21 long. I was not about to spend money on something that short so don’t ask me if it was good. I have no idea. And while there is nothing to really see right now, just the thought that this page could be packed with spicy content in the next thirty days was promising. Two hours later while still working on this article, I received another sexy photo in my DMs. High definition pics of Eva are always good but in your DMs makes them feel extra special. Even after I was done with the article for the most part, I happened to go back to my DMs to discover more content was being offered as well as a message saying I could get my hands on her boy / girl video for a $30 tip. According to the post on the feed, it is a 10 minute video for $30. This is a page where you better check your DMs often.

    PERSONALIZED CARE: 2/5

    For $100 you could join her VIP program that gets you priority messaging, custom requests, exclusive VIP only content, sexting plus 1 on 1 video calls, and some other stuff. VIP clubs are becoming the new normal on OnlyFans and I am personally not a fan of them. Just sell me content and leave it as a transactional business. I don’t want to have to join a club in order to get custom content. When it is a bigger name model, their time is money and I get their desire to monetize their time and get the most for any custom content they create. But all I want is to get a video and go about my business.

    CONCLUSION

    This is a page for the super fans. I am the superfans. For $14.99, I get a peek into her life and constantly updating posts and now there is going to be spicy content too. I would definitely suggest this to anyone who is a fan of Eva Angelina. And while I’m not a fan of paying $15 for a monthly subscription on Only Fans, I am a fan of Eva Angelina. This is a page that I would recommend to any fans of her and her work. As long as you’re willing to wait for some adult content to populate the page, then this won’t be a bad investment.

  • This Gamer Goth Girl Has the New High Score on OnlyFans

    This Gamer Goth Girl Has the New High Score on OnlyFans

    Lav Lust (@laavenderbxby) appears to be a spicy goth girl that could easily amass a devout weeb (serious anime fan) following. I casually looked at her photos and noticed a pink and white gaming chair that would make me think she definitely plays games on PC. I would also guesstimate that she dabbles in anime herself based on some photo shoot choices. And her choice of tattoos suggest she knows her way around a good crunchy breakdown or mosh pit. I wasn’t even that deep into her pictures when I picked up on these clues and felt I was going to find this enjoyable.

    Sub price: $4.44 ($4.81 after tax)

    Regular subscription price: $11.11 a month

    CONTENT (5 out of 5)

    Lav describes herself as a slutty, big booty goth girlfriend “who loves video games, anime and making you cum!” I knew my big booty geek senses weren’t failing me based on looking at her pics. She says that there is no management or bots running the page. I also noticed that there are zero ads for friends or spam of any kind on the feed.

    As far as the good stuff goes, she has been posting since March of 2020 and there is no lack of quality, filthy content. Lots of toy play and up close pictures for the fans of this. If you are a fan, you will lack for nothing on this page. It is basically a virtual kinkfest on her feed. POV, anal, cosplay, and big toys are the most noticeable but it appears she covers many areas really well. I was concerned at first that this was another page that was ending before it blew up because there was a post on January 30th saying that she was taking a little step back due to medical issues. That seems to have been a trend I’ve seen lately and I truly wish them the best in their recovery.

    For the more observant deviant, one may notice the Attack on Titan poster in the background in her photos and I also spotted a Dallas Cowboys cup in another. What can I say? Once you have reviewed as many pages as I have, you pick up on the weirdest things in picture backgrounds. If anything, it helps to build more of a personality profile for the model and really makes Lav a more interesting model. She has even gone as far as to leave a link to her Spotify selections on her feed and I knew her and I would get along on the musical front.

    There was also a link to her Instagram and Twitter account but both seem to have not been updated in awhile. It appears the Instagram hasn’t been updated in 19 weeks and the Twitter account has been even longer.

    CONNECTION / PERSONALIZED CARE (5 out of 5)

    There was a personal message in my DMs as soon as I checked them. The model says that subscribers with auto renewal get free gifts in their dms, exclusive content and priority messaging. Lave really does answer all of her own messages so be patient when it comes to replies and willing to show even more grace if they are recovering from medical issues. They also mentioned to check the highlights tab in her bio for premade videos.

    To purchase the available pay-per-view content, one only has to tip the amount and then message with either the video number or title of the video. Video one, Gamer Girl Squirt, is a 6 minute video for $12. Video #3 was a messy anal with multiple toys that was 8 minutes long and went for $15. There were 23 videos available for purchase at this time in the premade content ranging in price from $8 to $22 with 12:27 being the longest video in the collection.

    CONCLUSION (5 out of 5)

    If one is a fan of anything I previously described, this may be the biggest no brainer in my whole time reviewing pages. Lav is the real deal with a good handle on what drives her followers and every post delivered top notch content. I would definitely recommend this page to anyone who was a fan of goth girls with reasonable pricing on their content. There is so much content on the page to go through that even if they are on a small break at the time, one won’t find themselves bored anytime soon.

     

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  • This Big Booty Asian OnlyFans Model Banks on an Army of Simps

    This Big Booty Asian OnlyFans Model Banks on an Army of Simps

    I truly hope all of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. I should have spent it reviewing pages for all of you but I chose American football and laziness over reviewing pages and being disappointed. But the holidays have passed and now I’m back to reviewing booty cheeks like some kind of weird car sales person. Another day, another OnlyFans review. Today, I will be reviewing a page belonging to Mei, a 20 year old Asian OnlyFans model from Texas. They say things are bigger in Texas and this big booty is looking as glorious as a Palo Duro Canyon sunrise. Time to see if this page is all talk or needs to walk.

    Sub price: $3.15 ($3.41 after tax)

    Regular subscription price: $8.99 a month

    CONTENT: 1/5

    Mei (@only_mei) has been posting on Only Fans since April of 2023.There are only 49 posts on the page total and about 70 items under her media tab. All 70 items are pictures. I noticed that all the pics seem to be in and around her apartment. None are outdoors or around town pictures which is super smart if you don’t want anyone to know where you live in Texas.

    I checked out the pictures and they are super cute even though there is absolutely zero nudity on the page. There seems to be a trend on Only Fans these days where there is no nudity on a lot of these pages and then they have the nerve to ask you to pay $10 a month. Someone might be interested in that but I promise you that I am not the target audience.

    CONNECTION: 3/5

    There was the customary welcome message in my DMs that offered 2 pics and 2 small videos for $10. It was the only offer in my DMs. I replied to a hello from Mei and then proceeded to have a rather lengthy conversation until I got honest. Before my moment of honesty, we were having a really good conversation.

    PERSONALIZED CARE: 2/5

    I ended up having a very lengthy conversation with Mei in her DMs and asked why there weren’t any prices or signs of the content she said she does in her bio. She said solo play starts at $60 and boy/girl is $100. Then I asked her how long the videos were and she said they were 1 to 3 minutes long. When I remarked that it was $20 a minute she replied “Can’t afford it?” I actually have an expense account just for this write up and I still wouldn’t pay this price. I even told her that I didn’t think it was worth it when Lena the Plug had sent an offer at the same time offering 160 minutes for $17.

    This is the most ridiculous thing I have to deal with now on an almost daily basis. These prices aren’t even about the financial gain but about thinking that men are so weak and simple that you think you can exploit that weakness for financial gain. I am all for supporting sex workers and what they do but I am also very Conservative when it comes to how I spend my money and I absolutely refuse to invest in bad business.

    So I went to the feed to look at what kind of dudes are subscribed to this page. I clicked on a random post and there were at least 20 comments of dudes singing her praises and wishing they could be her man. It was the largest display of simping I had seen in awhile. Just row after row of men offering their meager praises. So I looked for another post and found one with 23 comments from October 5th. I hate to say it but those comments made me hate my job almost to the point that I was about to quit doing these reviews. I think I have become an old grouchy man before my time. But I looked in my bank account and it looks like I will be back with another review next week because I am allergic to being unhoused.

    CONCLUSION

    I don’t want to waste time beating around the bush with my conclusion. This page and every page like it I have reviewed lately should be avoided and these women run off the platform. Have some pride in yourself and subscribe to real sex workers putting in hard hours to bring you quality content. There is nothing on here that you can’t find on her Instagram for free.

    So instead of telling you anymore about this disturbing trend I seem to be reviewing lately; Let me tell you some pages where you get your money’s worth

    Lena The Plug

    Sub price: $4 for the first 31 day

    Regular price: $19.99 a month

    It’s on the high end but there is a LOT of great content and she is dang near going to overload you with affordable videos (of quality length) and they won’t break your bank

    Jordinswetof (Jordins Wet OF)

    Sub Price: FREE (TIL Dec 6, 2024)

    Regular Price: $12 a month

    The whole page is hot wife content and on the pricey side but at least you know what the videos are and there’s more than a little spicy content on the page.

    Natalie Mars (trans adult film star)

    Sub Price: $4.50 for the first 31 days

    Regular Price: $14.99 a month

    This page was so hardcore I had to go to emergency Bible study after reviewing it. It has more adult content and at affordable pricing than you can even consume.

    I didn’t appreciate these pages when I first started as much as I do now but after spending the last few months reviewing pages that promised the world and didn’t deliver a thing, I can tell you that finding a great page with great smut is not as easy as one would think.

  • Big Titty Asian OnlyFans Girls Exist, And They Charge Their Worth

    Big Titty Asian OnlyFans Girls Exist, And They Charge Their Worth

    INTRODUCTIONWhen my editor Hazel asked if I would mind reviewing the OnlyFans of a big boobed Chinese girl, I was ready to kiss her on the mouth. Not only did I not mind, but it felt like I had won the lottery. One of the reasons that I believe God loves us is because He created thiccc with three C’s Asian OnlyFans women. Only a God who truly loves you would bless you with that kind of gift just walking around amongst us lowly humans. And Cindy Zheng is a whole azz angel at 5’7” and rocking 34C’s. Amen. Now is the time to see if my prayers have been answered or if I shall remain stuck in OnlyFans purgatory.

    Sub price: $FREE (for the first 30 days)

    Regular subscription price: $9.99 a month

    CONTENT (2/5)

    For those not in the know on all things social media influencer, Cindy is a TikTok star, online content creator and social media personality. Back in October of 2023, she shared a pic of her meeting Snoop Dogg and she blew up. And when it comes to getting a steady diet of Cindy online, it is basically an all you can digest buffet. She is on Instagram, Only Fans, Snapchat, Twitter and Playboy online. She even has a Kick account for those in the know who want to watch her play Fortnite. It seems she hasn’t played in a year these days but she also seems way busier. This woman knows how to maximize her online presence and it shows. I was able to Google @cindyzzheng and it pulled up almost every online account she had. On Twitter, there seems to be another spam account under @cindyzhg that is pictures I didn’t see on her Only Fans but just as sexy.

    The very first post on September 24, 2020 pretty much set the tone for the page. A lot of Cindy in different outfits being good looking. With 602 posts and over 667 pieces of media to choose from, there are a lot of opportunities to admire Miss Zheng. The thing I was looking for was some nudity. Nipples and the le’cootch (I think that’s the French word for it) are always blurred out and I was sad. There was an 18 second video that showed her nipples attempting to burst through the fabric of her form fitting tank top and I was ready to buy a lottery ticket because of that. I swear that every now and then, there are some photos that show her nipples and areola showing through sheer tops but I’m greedy and want to see them in the open like drunk rednecks at a Chili’s on Friday night.

    There are a lot of photos of her booty cheeks but don’t expect to see the promised land on her feed. Every now and then, Cindy will post a selfie that displays the rump in thong and the ample amount of blessing she has in the booty department. I swear her thang be thanging. The le’cootch looks like the Hulk busting out of a pair of Lululemon leggings and makes me also want to smash. I’m now convinced that if I could see her nipples, the Lord would bless me with winning lottery numbers. Women like this are the reason some weirdo made up gooning.

    CONNECTION (1 / 5)

    I went to the DMs and there seemed to be an auto generated message in there thanking me for subbing and offering 2 video clips for $10.98. It also said that if I was in the mood to “cum right now… tip me $12 for some immediate jerk off material.” I personally am a man of crazy fiscal rules that drive my editor crazy. They want me to buy these packages and then write about them but if I’m being 100% honest, I have no problem paying for something I think will be a good value purchase. For example, I bought an Emily Willis / Lena the Plug threesome for about $9 one time because it was over twenty something minutes long. Two videos of indeterminate length for dang near $11 is not worth it nor would I suggest buying it to anyone. I may wait over the next few days to see if another offer populates my DMs but as the kids say, “This ain’t it!”

    PERSONALIZED CARE (0 / 5)

    I did reach out to Cindy to see if she did offer any personalized or custom content. It doesn’t say that she does in her bio, but I wouldn’t be thorough if I didn’t ask. Hell. At this point, I would pay to see her butthole or nipples (for scientific purposes of course). So I reached out to Cindy to inquire what a picture of bare titties with nipples would cost. Her response, for transparent accuracy, was…

    “Well, that’s a little spicy but I can grant it how about tipping me $30 and I’ll send it to you”

    $30 for nipples? Are you kidding me? This can’t be serious.

    There were some offers in my DMs after I walked away from the page for a few days but not one showed nudity. I personally don’t go to Only Fans to be teased. You can get that in the real world for free and not pay a subscription fee. The other problem I have with Cindy’s page is that even in the DMs, there were several offers but none showed a preview of what it would be. I guess they think I will blindly pay based on a description and accept whatever they offer. I know I can’t be the only person who would avoid this based on lack of descriptions and no preview. I’ve been on too many pages that show what you are getting for your money and then tell you a package price. Lack of previews equals me not buying at all.

    CONCLUSION (1 / 5)

    Once again, I feel like I found another bait and switch page. You come into promises of greatness only to find a mid page at best. There is nothing here that I think will justify paying the $10 a month sub fee unless you are a huge fan.

  • I’m Holding Out Hope That This Big Booty Metal Mama Returns to OnlyFans

    I’m Holding Out Hope That This Big Booty Metal Mama Returns to OnlyFans

    Do I love goth girls?Yes I do!

    Do I love big booties?

    Also, another yes.

    Do I love big booty goth girls that can turn me onto dope metalcore bands?

    Get in the car girl! We going to buy a ring.

    The things I love in life are simple. Among those loves are nasty breakdowns in a song and phat asses. My editor knows my loves and does a really great job of routing the reviews that fit my loves and personality to my desk. This week I will be reviewing Hxvehope’s (@hxvehopefree) free page on OnlyFans. I think I should tell you before you invest any time in this page that it hasn’t had an update since June 2021. And when I went to look for the paid page, it returned a “does not exist” error. Which is sad, because this page had serious potential to be one of the best.

    Sub price: $FREE

    Regular subscription price: $FREE a month

    CONTENT ( 4 out of 5 )

    The first thing I noticed as soon as I started scrolling through this page was how solidly built the model was. She was seductively thick and tatted. I know that’s a lot of adjectives to say I’m simping and she’s wife material. The first post was from June 25, 2020 and the first five posts were all unlockables for a low entry fee of $5 to $15. I personally wouldn’t attempt to buy one until I reached out to the model to even see if they were still active. As far as the free stuff on her page, prepare to see a milky white skinned girl in various colored lingerie as bright as her hair color. As Future would say, “Delicious!” The model switches lingerie and wigs a lot and there is a lot of variety in the spice levels to hold anyone’s interest. Since they have 886 pieces of media on the account since they started, there was a lot of free content to scroll through and check out.

    CONNECTION / PERSONALIZED CARE ( 3 out for 5 )

    Just as I was lamenting the demise of this page, I checked my DMs for a huge surprise. While there doesn’t seem to be a free page, I received a message saying that they were still offering some services. Custom photos, custom videos, dick ratings and sexting were all available. The message clearly stated to reach out first because all content takes 1 – 5 days to produce and that before sending payment, to make sure she was available and even wants to do it. I did check out the graphic she sent of a price list. I reached out to see if this was auto generated and if these offers were still available but there was no reply at the time of writing.

    CONCLUSION

    There really isn’t a lot to say about this page since it has been pretty inactive about adding posts to the front page and the paid page no longer exists. And while I did receive a message in my DMs, that could be an auto generated bot advertisement that hasn’t been turned off. I do believe that the best way to handle this page would be to reach out and verify if it is still active before sending any payments. Since it is free, I will keep the sub going in the hopes that she does respond and is still producing content.

  • Ladies, Stop FaceTuning Your OnlyFans Pictures. You’re Already Beautiful

    Ladies, Stop FaceTuning Your OnlyFans Pictures. You’re Already Beautiful

    If I could give Aspen Reign one piece of advice, it would be: just be yourself. If I could give a second; ease up on the face tune. Shame on us as a society if we’re in such a state that a woman as beautiful as Aspen feels the need to edit her photos so poorly. If a horny straight dude such as myself can see it, that’s a bad sign.

    If you really want to get the most out of your free photoshop trial, maybe edit out all the junk in the background. Ok that’s the last I’ll say of it, but it had to be mentioned. If you like a killer body, minimalist tattoos, and a wide variety of custom content options, Aspen has the page for you. If you don’t like a barrage of advertising DM’s or like realistic orgasm noises, perhaps look elsewhere.

    I purchased a lovely fuck scene from Aspen that must not have sold much at the original $50 price point so she knocked it down a couple times before it ended up at a bargain of $15. Know your worth baby, that was pretty damn hot. Piece of advice #3, do the same scene with someone less chatty. Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think that men in *straight* porn should be seen and not heard, or at least not heard so much. He’s not a regular on the page, so I wouldn’t even have mentioned it if not for the egregious vocal faux pas on Aspen’s part as well. The noises she made would have been a bit over the top at the moment of climax, but she was screaming like a siren by the second stroke of the cock. As nice a cock as it was, I don’t think it needed that symphony. Just be yourself, Aspen. I was with a lady once who sounded like that, and capable as I may be, I know BS when I hear it. I told that lovely young lady the same thing. When I rewatched it on mute, it was sexy as fuck though.

    One last complaint before I get into the well deserved positives. Maybe calm down with the messages. By 9pm, when I’m writing this, I’ve received 13 messages (20 yesterday) trying to get me to purchase content. Eight of them before 9am. 7am her time. Some of it was probably good stuff, but who’s buying $90 of OF content at breakfast? Let me finish my oatmeal first. I sent her a couple messages earlier but I couldn’t be bothered to go find the conversation through all of the sales and deals she sent my way. I don’t even want real women texting me that much.

    I felt gross being that negative for that many paragraphs, and yes I’m in a sassy mood, but all of my critiques have merit. ON TO THE POSITIVES.

    If you like custom content, and don’t mind paying good money for it, this is a great page. Custom photos, videos, live streams, Skype calls, JOI’s and even something I haven’t seen yet: Lover and Boyfriend experience . They ain’t cheap, $250 and $500 respectively, but I suspect an unparalleled level of service. Although for half a band a month, I’d expect a little more than a discount on sexting and video calls, but I bet there are a lot of demands on her time. I love this. I may have some thoughts on the pricing, but I don’t know the market, maybe the subscriptions will flood in. (I’d wait for the inevitable price drop/deal myself). There is every option to interact with Aspen as much as your heart and/or wallet desire. From the free subscription to the reasonably priced content, pricier but sexier content, and big bucks for the custom stuff. There’s no shortage of options here.

     

    Ladies, Stop FaceTuning Your OnlyFans Pictures. You’re Already Beautiful

     

    Ladies, Stop FaceTuning Your OnlyFans Pictures. You’re Already Beautiful

    Content: 2.5/5

    I struggled with the rating here. She’s sexy as hell, but the obvious editing of her already beautiful face was strange. Her posts are sexy but often clearly just from the same shoot and not different enough. The videos, while noisy and over the top, are super sexy and professional grade. She even gives you three different versions: Short highlights with music, a fifteen minute version, and a full length “director’s cut” with more positions. But we grade on overall production here, not out and out sexiness: 2.5

    Personalized care: 5/5

    This one’s pretty simple. What other rating would be possible for someone with so many options? She’s the chipotle of porn. Like Liberty Mutual if their slogan was “customize and spend.” I almost took away a tenth of a point for the prices, but I don’t think that should count. Milk those horny subscribers for all you can Aspen. I don’t control the markets.

    Connection: 2/5

    Here’s where I have to get harsh again. I’m sure she connects real well once you pay, and that’s what saved her from a one or a zero, but the constant advertising messages pushing content did not feel personal at all. I know it’s a business and I do expect you to try and make money but if it’s that in your face, I imagine that even if she plays the lover or girlfriend role well, it would be tough to buy in. You have good stuff Aspen, but as the kids say, you’re doing the most, and it’s giving me the ick.

    Ease off the gas and you’ll have a top notch page.

  • I saw her feet on OnlyFans. Now I’m a believer.

    I saw her feet on OnlyFans. Now I’m a believer.

    For the most part, I love my job and everything about it. But I wouldn’t be human if I never had one challenging assignment at work. Today, the challenge came for me. I HATE feet. I like them as an appendage that helps me walk around, run from danger and all that cool stuff but they will never personally appeal to me as an object of sexual desire. But dammit, I’m a professional and I would be abandoning the people who do like them if I didn’t do this review. So I put aside my bias and deep dived into the world of Mariefrenchfeetgirl.

    Sub price: $10 ($10.83 after tax – Currently not running a special)

    CONTENT

    Since this isn’t my normal kink, I decided I would make a playlist on Spotify to play while I reviewed this site. But first, let’s get right to the heart and sole of the matter:

    I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers

    You may not believe this, but there are a lot of feet on here. Feet in the doggystyle position; you better believe it. Feet hanging off the edge of the bed; you better believe it. Manicures were on point and her toenail colors changed from picture to picture. Teal, red, lilac and this really cute pink color. One thing that was not available is nudity. A lot of feet but don’t expect to see any nudity of any kid other than naked feet. There were at least 1,664 photos and 276 videos of feet available for my viewing pleasure after you subscribed.

    Walk by Pantera

    I decided I would at least go through all the pictures available to see what I could find. Lots of lingerie and panty shots and a booty that begs to be napped on were on display but not one time do we not see the feet. She knows what her fans want and she is definitely making sure they get their money’s worth. I guess the only thing better than one girl showing her feet is two girls showing their feet together. There were quite a few different photo shoots to satisfy that for those who want a double portion of hot foot girls.

    Walk on By by Dionne Warwick

    Decided it was time to check out the 276 different videos available for viewing. The longest one was 11 minutes and the shortest was Marie’s face masked by the emoji filter that was only a few seconds long. I noticed that only a few had male co-stars usually worshiping her feet. The camera work and editing were top notch and definitely showed an awareness of what her fans want to see. A lot of simulated blowjobs with toys interspersed with foot jobs and sexy JOI was available in most of the videos. Her foot job technique is commendable and left me impressed to say the least. This woman’s control of her toes was wild and interesting. I know this is supposed to turn me on but the intrusive thoughts I had while watching this was that I bet she could climb a coconut tree with that toe grip (Forgive me Father, for I have sinned).

    Walk With Me by Charlotte Day Wilson

    This was the perfect song for this next video. As I was going through the content I happened upon a video that was billed as being shot from a phone on vacation. It was mostly some gentleman receiving the footjob of the century. Oiled feet closeups are on display and this leads to several position changes as she continues to give him a footjob. The video ends with the gentleman in a pool or hottub as she continues to pleasure him. I know this is top tier entertainment for those into this kink. I was impressed it was an actual person and not a toy receiving this and hopefully this is a sign of future installments. And on top of that, this was a free video on her front page. This was not something I had to pay extra for to see. This is what your $10 gets you for just subscribing.

    Walk It Out by Unk

    This was something I should have expected as a fan of King of the Hill. On an episode, Peggy Hill gets into making kink videos due to the large size of her feet by walking on food. I truly had no idea that this was a thing. There were multiple pictures and videos of Marie walking on fruit, spaghetti and what I believed to be chocolate cake or brownies. Once again, this was not something I had to pay extra to see. This is easily accessed via the front page.

    CONNECTION

    As is standard, there was a message in my DMs saying they were open to making personalized videos “socks, etc.”. I won’t be purchasing any but I felt it was worth noting that this is an option for those into the genre. [ I did inquire and will add information based on how they reply. Sent my message at 1:40. Will mark when they replied. This may be a real person running this account if they don’t reply soon. Nothing so far has made me think this is automated or a bot.

    PERSONALIZED CARE

    I decided to reach out to the artist to inquire about personalized content. It took them 7 hours and 30 minutes to get back to me and told me that If I told them what I wanted, she could prepare a video based on that. She never did set a price or tell me some options. To be honest, I wasn’t going to pursue any further. Good news is that this is definitely being run by one person so please be patient when contacting them and awaiting a reply.

    CONCLUSION

    These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ by Loretta Lynn

    Did this review unlock a new secret kink for me? No, not at all. But it did unlock a healthy amount of respect for Marie and the care she puts into this page. Every high definition pic and video is dedicated to fans of pretty arches and well manicured toenails. For the very affordable price of a twenty piece McNugget value meal, one can drop into a virtual foot paradise. Even though this isn’t my thing, I was able to appreciate what was being offered and would wholeheartedly recommend this site to anyone into this genre.

    Content Quality: 4/5

    Connection: 2/5

    Personalized Touch: 2/5

  • VaVaVroom: This Aussie OnlyFans race car driver revved our engines

    VaVaVroom: This Aussie OnlyFans race car driver revved our engines

    Editor’s Note: After I saw that Renee Gracie got such a mixed review from Rainier, I decided that she deserved a second look from Rick. Being a race car driver who also offers racy content, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had some help managing her account. How an amateur porn creator runs her page is a different game than being an athlete who uses OnlyFans to tell her story and earn some extra cash. I’ll let you see what each of our staffers had to say and decide for yourself.

    – xoHazel

    Here’s Rainier’s take:

    I know I’m not the only guy who gets turned on by a cute Australian accent. This lovely young lady goes by the name of Renee Gracie, and she’s a race car driver. But car guys don’t be fooled, it’s mostly tits. There’s a car here and there but that’s really not what most of the traffic is on this page. And when I say mostly tits I don’t mean most of the pictures have tits in them I mean a good 10-20% of her body is her tits. Holy hell does this woman have a pair of bazoingas, subtle writing be damned. She (and possibly her surgeon) have clearly put a lot of work into looking sexy for you, the subscriber. Makeup on point, nails, hair and outfit all looking sultry as can be. But of course the centerpiece is the big fake tits. I personally appreciate a more natural look, but for those of you into the larger than life, unattainable pornographic beauty, she won’t disappoint. My favorite part was her elaborate tattoo work, with interesting ink splattering her upper body and culminating in big intricate portrait style pieces on each thigh. I’ll be honest, when I was watching her play with herself, (which was quite deft and impressive given her long nail extensions) I got distracted trying to identify her thigh portraits. Clearly Buddha on the right thigh and what seemed to be some Christian lady imagery on the right, I had more spiritual questions than sexual answers. At the risk of turning this porn review into a theology paper, I’m not sure what the mixed religious messages mean, but that’s one Buddha I sure wouldn’t mind giving a rub.

    Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let’s get to the content. As much as I appreciate sexy tattoos I also appreciate a bargain and that won’t be found here. The $3 monthly subscription gets you in the door but once inside she’s quite stingy with the free content. Most of her posts are photos or short clips pointing you toward PPV content. I decided to take her up on her offer to “Tip for a sexy surprise” and was surprised to find how little $10 will get you on this page. Does she look damn sexy when she plays with her clit? Of course she does, but the video was short and while it’s hard to put a value on such things, it was underwhelming. Far be it from me to compare ladies, but that sort of thing was free with the subscription on another page I’ve seen.

    I tried striking up some sexy banter but the responses I got back seemed pretty generic and lacked any creativity. I was constantly being pressed to buy her overpriced content, and the cheesy captions did nothing to increase my interest. I can’t say for sure if it was a bot writing the captions or responding to my chats, but if it was her, then she is a foreigner who learned English exclusively by reading bot comments on porn sites. Way too many tongue and eggplant emoji, overuse of daddy, babe, sexy and other generic sexy petnames. “Oooh baby I want you inside me.” We’ve never met. “Just a little tease of what you’re about to see… get ready for the hottest sexxxxtape of the year.” Who talks like that? Yes she did use that many X’s. Pretty much never do you see the words “sex” or “sexy” spelled properly. I feel weird being a spelling stickler in porn, but also that’s just corny. My personal favorite was a still photo of her lower back covered in cum with the caption: “Wanna know how I ended up like this” (plus the obligatory emojis of course). Gee I wonder how. But to be honest, yes. I’d love to see the specifics.

    I know I came off a bit harsh here. I’m sure much of it comes down to personal preference. Race Car Driver is sexy as hell and if you can afford her PPV content you will love it. However it seems to me that the point of OnlyFans is to interact with the beautiful women you’re jerking off to. To be fair “she” was online a lot and responded quickly when I messaged. It’s possibly just my own preference, and maybe I’ve already developed a certain kind of taste for DMs, I’m sure some men appreciate the generic slutty messages. But suffice to say it’s not the thinking man’s dirty talk. I like a sexter who comes off as actually having read my messages, and I don’t appreciate being constantly sold to. I’ll pay, just be subtle about it.

    The content, while costing top dollar, is also top notch. 5/5

    The connection is technically there with swift responses. ⅖

    Personalized care is nonexistent, I felt like another wallet in a numbers game who got as much of a second thought as a random dairy cow on a factory farm. 0/5

    Here’s what Rick had to say:

    Reneegracie is a race car driver from Australia, and she invites you to see why she’s one of the country’s top creators. She describes her tattoos, which adorn her thighs and sternum, her “big fake 650cc tits and a huge ass .” She boasts that she has “heaps of free explicit teasers ” with “loads of giveaways, competitions, campaigns, games” for her fanbase to partake in. She teases it all, “Pussy play, Boy/Girl, Girl/Girl, Girl/Girl/Girl, Ass play, JOI, GG JOIs, Sexting, Customs and MORE!” But will she have what you’re looking for? Let’s find out.

    Content 4/5

    Renee has an overwhelming amount of content, clocking in at just under 3000 posts with 3600 media posts, 367 of them being videos. And let me tell you, although these videos are short, they are great. One could live purely off of the media tab of her account after subscribing for $5 without buying anything from her, and that’s what I like to see. There’s content showing her breasts, her getting fucked, her pretty little asshole, her amazingly good-looking fake titties, her in the shower, her on the terrace, everything you can think of. There’s even a video of her driving on the race track. How cool is that?

    Her wall has content bundled into categories, too, from blowjob videos to dildo videos to girl-on-girl. Although it’s plentiful, all the content is meaningful, and if she’s not showcasing new images on the regular, she showcases graphics for fans to get content for cheap for a limited amount of time, but it’s all tastefully done. I’ve seen walls look completely disorganized with graphic pictures that are heavily censored and with a lot of the same images from the same photoshoots being used over and over again, but there’s a lot of fresh material here. She’s had the account for a while, and it has been constantly being updated with new images and videos, which means a lot. I’ve seen a lot less effort on pages that cost way more to subscribe. Let’s hope that her generous content game translates to her paid content in the DMs.

    Connection 3/5

    When I went to the messages, she hit me with the automated introduction alongside a nearly 10-minute video for $15.30 with the following description: “Hey, I’m Renee! Thank you for subscribing, and welcome to my OnlyFans! I can’t wait to share my naughty side with you!

    I have a ton of content I know you will enjoy! ❤️ Take a peek at my ***JOI in my Race Suit*** and let me know what you think!!” But for that price and that piece of content, I didn’t want to buy it and find out. It looked like a video of her talking sexy and stripping out of her racing suit. Although the racing suit angle is unique and fits alongside her personality.

    Later on, she offered a $8.99 video of her giving sexy instructions, showing her tits, and sucking a dildo. That is exactly what I predicted the introductory video to be, something I wasn’t interested in. Although that’s not my thing, I can understand people who love instruction videos. Plus, her Aussie accent is definitely sexy. Not to mention, the video was generously over 10 minutes long; it is definitely worth the price if that’s your kink. But I personally wasn’t into the content she was offering me at the moment, so I mustered up the gumption to be as direct as possible. I want to see butt stuff.

    Personalized Care 3/5

    In her introduction, she told me to tell her what I was into because she definitely could oblige. So I told her, “What’s up, baby? I don’t know any other way to ask this than directly because I’m curious. You have something similar price doing butt stuff? Also, you have a sexy voice.” She actually responded, with, “oh i cant send it for $9 how about $20? it’s originally $35 .” Although I can understand not offering something so vulgar for $9, it’s most definitely not worth $35 or even $20. I can see that for free on your page, girl.

    She sent me another lockable for $5.30, saying “hey babe cause you were online here’s a little treat for you because you’re special to me. You deserve all the intention and love in the world ❤️ .” It was a tempting price right back in my range that consisted of 5 pictures. She also sent a couple more automated messages but was cautious to make a purchase in fear it wouldn’t involve butt stuff. But because I’m a consummate professional, I bought it against my better judgment and was disappointed with my treat. There were some heavily edited photos of her in some seethrough maid getup.

    Outro

    Renee proves why she’s one of Australia’s best OnlyFans models with her sheer, massive content, organization skills, and race car driving background, which gives her a huge market and fan base interested in her for reasons outside of her amazing tattoos, ginormous titties, and plump butt. If you are looking for a nice fake Aussie girl with a pension for cars, you may be in luck with Renee. Her subscription is low, and the content on her wall is anything but censored.

  • Sinthetic Sir3n’s OnlyFans is a Big Disappointment

    Sinthetic Sir3n’s OnlyFans is a Big Disappointment

    I would like to start this review off with a famous quote from literature; “No one thinks the black and white filter is sexy, even a little bit.” -Anyone with a penis. I don’t think anyone with a vagina cares either, but I only feel qualified to speak for the former. As I write this, I’ll try to think of something nice to say, difficult as it may be. Sinthetic Sir3n is a bigger gal that I don;t find so attractive, and that’s not why I’m about to do all this hating. I’ve been known around town as a big girl appreciator. My reasons for hating have much more to do with effort, decision making and acting like you care. To any OF models that believe filters make them sexier, please take into account that they may just make you harder to see, as they do here with Ms. Sinthetic. She will dress up all nice, set up a background, only to add some ridiculous tint to the photo that takes away from anything she was trying to do in the first place.Sinthetic Sir3n does not care about you or your penis. If she did, she would post more frequently. After some thorough scrolling I notice that she posts several times in a week, then cannot be seen for months. If she cared she would respond to your messages, or mine. I tried to buy content from her so that I could tell you about it. Unfortunately for us, about more so for her, there is none available on her page. I’m sure some would be available through messaging if she responded any more than every couple days. Alas once again I’m barking up the wrong tree. Seriously this lady never posts, this is the first OFans profile I’ve ever scrolled to the bottom of. This side hustle is to the side of her side hustle, not worth the investment of your time or money. Her body language and captions make her seem genuinely bored with her own content. I don’t know about any of the fellas out there on OF, but apathy is not what I’m looking for in my OF models.

    Allow me to put on my tinfoil hat for a moment here. I know that there are OF models who hire overseas or AI services to comment or message. I’m absolutely certain that Sinthetic Sir3n does not do that. (an AI would have responded to my messages for one…) She somehow found a way to be even less genuine (I believe). I do not have any proof, but it seems to me that this “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” made a fake account to comment on her own posts. Maybe it boosts the algorithms, maybe it boosts the tips, or maybe I’m wrong entirely. However, If you’re severely lacking for engagement, and there is one account that consistently engages with your posts, an account that uses the same “3” replacing “E” convention for their own account (an account with no followers or defining characteristics) I might get a bit suspicious.

    Content 1/5: Honestly even a one out of five seems generous. I was considering a 1.5 but I haven’t been in that good a mood in quite some time. I would have liked to have given her a higher grade for her premium content, but she didn’t have any readily available, and her crummy response time made it even more difficult to request, so I have to judge based on her poorly lit and worsely filtered posts. The few that include any movement are perhaps a wiggle (I can’t even call it a shake) or a slight movement of her clothes.

    Personalized care 0/5: Maybe there was a time when she paid attention to her inbox but it is long past. No points.

    Connection 0/5: Don’t make me laugh. See “personalized care.”

     

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