The first time Emily popped up on my feed, she was eating crisps and laughing at her own dumb joke. Instantly felt like I was watching a mate muck around instead of some random internet blonde doing that fake thing. If you’ve ever wanted to actually chat to someone and not just stare at pictures, this is your girl. She’s always around, probably bored (her words, not mine), and actually waiting to talk back. Like, I got a reply on my message before I’d even hit refresh, it’s wild.

There’s something almost reckless about how she just throws herself into posts, jokes about being a bit daft, posts selfies with bits of biscuit still on her shirt, and still manages to look cute as hell. Not every photo is a glam shoot—which honestly makes her a hundred times more interesting. Sometimes you get full-on “just finished a night out” chaos, sometimes it’s cute loungewear at two in the afternoon. She clearly just does whatever she’s feeling rather than trying to nail a perfect look in every shot, which I respect.

Emily isn’t one of those creators that vanishes then dumps twenty pics at once. She’s obnoxiously consistent. I swear every time I log in, she’s either uploading something new or pestering the chat. It’s not even staged small talk either, she’ll banter about TV or start roastin herself before you even think of a reply. The British tag here actually means something, because she leans into it—accent, dry jokes and all. Less “British babe” aesthetic and more “yep, I believe she’s bored in Manchester right now.”

Most creators will tell you they want to chat but never bother. Emily legit feels like she’s looking for an excuse to gossip or kill some time like an old mate from work. She even remembered my weird allergy, don’t ask me how. It’s not all memes and chit-chat, but I never feel like she’s rushing anyone off so she can copy-paste a thank you. If you want someone actually funny, a bit ditzy, and mostly real, she’s honestly the best in this crowd. The cult of blondie is alive and well for a reason.

The first thing that made me laugh with Cassie was her voice notes. I didn’t expect her to be so unfiltered and just blurt stuff out—like, ask her anything and she’ll meet you weird for weird, no judgment. British accent is real too, none of that “I went to London once” fake thing. If you like the kind of sarcasm where you’re not sure if she’s flirting or gently roasting you, you’re gonna get it delivered right to your DMs with loads of emojis.

Her content is super random in like, the best way. One second it’s lingerie (cute, but also a bit chaotic cause she’s always fixing straps or tripping over her words), next it’s “accidentally” flashing something inappropriate during a messy storytime. She films a lot. Not even just staged, studio stuff, mostly spur of the moment, “I was bored, here’s a pic”, half of them are in her bed looking like she’s got the best lazy mornings. The photos aren’t over-edited, it’s just her, a stuffed animal sometimes, and really good lighting. She makes you feel less like a follower and more like someone she’d FaceTime at 3am and regret it later.

Oh and I kept thinking, maybe she’s too busy to actually chat back cause you always hear that, but my messages didn’t just get a dry thanks. Pretty sure she reads everything herself. One day I asked about her tattoos and she just sent a bunch of voice notes talking about each one, complete with background chaos and a tiny rant about her hair not cooperating. Little details like that add up—she makes stuff personal even when she’s in a rush, and yeah sometimes she’s late with uploads but when they land, you remember why you were waiting.

It’s just funny, out of all the so-called “British” creators floating around, she’s the only one who feels like an actual person and not a built-for-algorithms robot in a short skirt. Not fake-sweet, actually kind of bizarre in a hot way, which I honestly respect. If you want someone endlessly polished or fake shy, keep scrolling. If you want someone who will roast herself and also probably you, Cassie’s it. And if you’re being weird, good luck, she’ll probably match you (which is kinda brilliant).

First time I saw Roxy in one of her vids—she’s got this kind of cheeky grin, head tilted, like she absolutely knows what she’s doing and you’re just along for the ride. That look is lethal. I had to laugh, I swear she could seduce a traffic warden out of their high-viz. Feels like she’s been around the block, had a few stories, and somehow you’re getting all the best bits straight from her lips. You don’t feel like a faceless number. You feel seen. It’s addictive.

There’s loads of “British” stuff online, but I keep coming back to Roxy because she actually sounds like someone you’d bump into at the shop. No gloss. No weird fake poses. Just her, propped on the sofa, wine in hand, talking about her day one minute then dropping something filthy into her messages the next. I’m pretty sure she’s flirting with half the population, but damn, when it’s your turn it feels genuine. Whole thing is more fun because you never know if she’s about to wink and say something totally wild or just rant about the weather.

She doesn’t phone it in. Pretty sure she posts daily, sometimes more, and it’s not those lazy photo dumps. It’s half the reason people stick around. Voice notes in the morning, a quick lingerie peek at lunch, then some long video chat late at night when half the world’s asleep and you’re just left with her voice and maybe a glimpse of her biting her lip. I didn’t expect someone to be this playful at nearly 50 and somehow still manage to twist me round her little finger. It’s pure fun, bit of a thrill, a lot addictive.

Half the charm is the teasing, but if you push your luck, she’ll push back—sometimes flirty, sometimes just flat honest, and it’s never dull. I’ve ended up grinning like an idiot one day, and totally flustered the next. Roxy’s really doing her thing, full throttle, and you get this sense she genuinely likes it. British, no filter, all sass. Easy pick for top tier if that’s your thing, trust me.

The first thing that hits me with Kayla is how genuinely excited she seems to be here. Like, you can just tell she’s running off pure adrenaline and that whatever-you-want energy. She’s got that fresh-out-the-gate attitude, and it’s not put on either. I can’t tell you how many folks play at being sweet or wild or whatever but Kayla just is. She’s cute as hell, all heart and no filter, and somehow still manages to land those little bratty moments too. I found myself actually grinning more than once. It’s dangerous.

Her feed’s packed (I mean it, she’s posting every day) but none of it feels mailed in. If I ask for something custom, she’s all over it. I half expected a wait or the usual, “maybe later,” but nope. If she says she’ll make it, she actually does. And she’s cheeky about it, like she’s got this nonstop giggle in her head. British sass, but kind of adorable. Maybe it’s just the accent, but honestly she spins the older guy thing like it’s a challenge, not a line. There’s that barely-legal angle but she sells it, not just because of her age but because she’s loving the attention in a way that feels real.

Sometimes you get these British girls who act bored, act above it all, but Kayla is absolutely not that. A little bit wild, a little bit too eager, like she’s been waiting for this as long as you’ve been hoping she’d show up. She goes from girly-cute, all pink and innocent, to downright filthy quick. There’s barely any filter and zero shame. She’ll talk to you, ask what you want, send you way more than you bargained for, and she doesn’t just pump out the same recycled shots. I got actual back and forth, like I mattered, not just a transaction.

If you’re already tired of creators acting like they’re royalty, this is the antidote. Everything just feels risky in the best way. The only struggle is remembering she’s just 18, cause the confidence is way past her years. Honestly the British crowd isn’t always known for giving their all and actually having fun, but Kayla’s out here making everybody else look lazy. Don’t be surprised if you end up spending more time in her DMs than you meant to, it’s kinda addicting. Not saying I’m obsessed, but she’s the best thing I’ve found in ages. The bar just got raised.

That first photo where she’s grinning with her hair all wild and red, like she just rolled out of bed, made me laugh out loud. Proper British mischief in her eyes too, you know? Right from the start Rosie feels like she actually wants to talk with you, not just show off for whoever’s watching. Little flirty, little sarcastic, lots of silly captions. I’m a sucker for sarcasm, especially when it comes with the accent.

What’s mad is how much new stuff pops up in my feed. She’s always posting, actually replying (usually with something way cheekier than I expect) and clearly puts effort into the private side of things. No recycled nonsense, just honest, messy, actually-fun selfies and pics that don’t feel like every other cookie-cutter page. She’ll roast herself, then ask what snacks everyone’s eating. Sometimes she’ll threaten to binge watch the worst reality TV if you don’t distract her. She means it, too.

You can tell she’s not pretending to be anyone but herself. There’s something refreshing about a creator who doesn’t try to be mysterious or perfect or, I dunno, sultry every second. Yes, she’s gorgeous (that red hair’s no joke), but mostly it’s her personality that got me. I stuck around for that. Feels like you’re chatting with a mate who happens to be a model, not a robot pretending to flirt.

I never planned on subbing for a British creator but I’m kind of glad I did here. Rosie’s pretty much pushed herself to the top of my list. I’d put her page on, I dunno, the Mount Rushmore of fun UK subs. If you like a quick wit with your spicy stuff and don’t mind if things get a bit ridiculous sometimes, honestly can’t recommend her enough.

Wasn’t expecting to laugh out loud at 2am but that’s what happens when Avery pops up on my phone, like she just FaceTimed and forgot what she was doing. Everything feels like it’s for her own fun first, almost like she’s just showing off for her mates, which makes the whole thing hilarious and weirdly real. She’s got that messy hair, cheeky grin, typing nonsense in her captions, and calling herself out if she messes up a selfie. If high effort filters or flawless poses are your thing, you’re in the wrong neighbourhood.

Her DM game is wild. Like, not even just the “hey hun” stuff, more like she might send you a random rant about her day or a spicy pic with “hahaha oops” scribbled on it. It never feels copy-paste, I had a chat about Greggs and the weather and she somehow made it sound flirty? I don’t actually know how she’s doing it, but I’m not asking questions. The accent is real, by the way, and she doesn’t try to sound fancy, which is honestly refreshing because some creators act like they’re auditioning for a posh soap opera. Avery just sounds like that girl who’d accidentally spill her Red Bull and apologize with a meme.

Not even gonna lie, she posts a lot. Like, enough that I double checked if she sleeps. Some days it’s half-dressed chaos, others it’s just her in socks talking rubbish and giggling about it. There’s always something new, and I kinda love that it feels thrown together. It’s definitely not all the same kind of content. Some days it’s silly, sometimes it’s proper hot, sometimes it’s just her grinning with no makeup, telling you what TV show she’s obsessed with this week. There’s zero pretence, and I think that’s what makes her fun to follow.

British category is packed, yeah, but there’s something about Avery that feels different. You can tell she’s genuinely having a laugh (at herself, at you, whatever) and that she actually likes chatting. It’s all a bit hyper and unfiltered in the best way, like watching your favorite mess of a mate just living her best life and accidentally broadcasting it. Never boring, never tryhard. And yes, if you want accent and attitude, she’s got it in buckets, but the best bit is just that she doesn’t fake any of it, not even for a second.

First thing that got my attention was her just being non-stop silly in the best way. Paigeepie’s like… dangerously addicted to her phone and like, half of her stuff is just her giggling or making the dumbest faces at the camera before she even gets to the good bits. I swear, the little “oopsie” moments are half the fun. She’ll absolutely drop a story in the middle of everything, then remember what she was supposed to show and just launch into that. Couldn’t stop laughing, actually started rewatching some of her voice notes just cause her accent made even the most boring stuff sound cute as hell.

Her photos and vids don’t feel all planned out and fake, it’s always spur of the moment chaos. Like, yeah she’s got the blonde hair and the classic Brit pout, but she doesn’t really care about looking perfect. Some days she’s in like, pink PJs and dumb fluffy socks. Other posts it’s lingerie and then she’ll instantly change the topic and start talking about the time she spilled tea on herself. Can totally see why people keep messaging her, she’s just too real for anyone to play cool around her. Plus her DMs actually don’t feel like those copy-paste “hi babes” you get from other people.

Not kidding, she posts basically all the time, even if it’s just random “help what do I even do with my hair” stuff or showing off her new snacks (British snacks are wild btw I’m officially jealous). She’ll answer questions and then get lost in some chat about something that happened last weekend. Just constant oversharing energy and you can tell she doesn’t really have a filter at all, which kinda works when you’re scrolling at 2AM and need something fun and not so serious.

I’m probably a Paigeepie fangirl now, not even mad. If anyone’s looking for a standard “look at me I’m so hot” account, it’s not that—she’s hot but she’s mainly just the most unserious, neediest, TMI-having British cutie online right now. It honestly feels more like messing around with the world’s most shameless group chat friend than just following a creator. I don’t even like selfies and I still keep checking for her new dumb faces. Someone needs to take her phone, actually. Will not happen, she’s clearly living for this attention and not one of us is gonna stop watching.

First impression? Bella’s just got this cheeky way about her, makes you want to stick around. Not just because she looks insane in literally everything (bikini, sweats, lingerie—name it), but it’s how she chats. You send a message thinking maybe you get the usual canned stuff, but nah. She actually gives proper replies, like she’s sitting around in her bedroom bored and you’re her favorite distraction. It’s playful and quick and, honestly, sometimes flirty in a way that makes you check if someone’s looking at your screen.

Not gonna pretend I’ve got the patience to wait weeks for replies or new posts. Bella just cranks out the content, it’s constant. Her feed’s one of those that throws surprises at you—a striptease with that little smirk, some messy bed-head selfies, and the voice notes when she’s in the mood to chat wild. She’s got this cutesy way but never goes shy, which I didn’t expect. British girls can come off a bit posh, but Bella’s more like the fun mate you wish you’d had at school, except now she ruins you with these teasing videos at weird hours.

I never thought much about British creators having an edge but now I get it. She just kicks the charm up to eleven, makes dirty talk sound innocent, and then flips it and gets all steamy without breaking the mood. It must be the accent? I don’t know, it’s deadly. Some creators put it on, but Bella’s got it in her bones. She wants to know what you think, and actually waits for you to answer. It’s a little addictive honestly, keeps you on the hook.

I’d say if you want over-filtered, fake stuff, best look somewhere else. She goes off-script all the time, talks about her day, makes you feel like you’re in on some spicy secret. I cracked up a few times reading her dirty jokes and then two minutes later she’s got me blushing with a video she says she made “just for you.” Got me looking at my phone grinning like a goon. That’s the magic right there, she’s fun and filthy and somehow manages to make it proper sweet. Easily top tier brit, hands down.

Hit play on one of Mia’s clips and there’s no mistaking who’s in charge. She looks straight through the screen like she knows every filthy thing you’ve ever done and maybe she does, with that smug British smirk of hers. I thought I could just sit back and watch but apparently Mia’s not having any passive viewers. No, you feel dragged right in, squirming one minute and begging the next (or maybe that’s just me but I doubt it).

The thing about Mia is she’s relentless, but in this really clever way that just ambushes you. You think you’re getting a bit of classic JOI and suddenly she flips it, just tossing off casual humiliation like it’s nothing, chuckling at your expense. And somehow you want more. Her accent turns even the nastiest insults into pure gold—proper elegant and then wicked as hell in the same breath. I don’t know how she makes CB tease sound playful and cruel at the same time. But she does. Every. Single. Time.

Came for the videos, ended up checking my phone every five seconds for that next DM because she actually keeps it personal. I’ve had dommes who just spam content, but Mia’s all sharp responses and twisted instructions that leave you shaking and wondering where your dignity went. She’s fast with customs too, and these aren’t phoned in. She clocks your weaknesses like she’s got a sixth sense for it, then just lays into you. She’s obsessed with the reaction and it shows—half the time she’s grinning, watching you try not to break.

Can’t remember the last time I actually said thank you for being called a pathetic loser, but with Mia it somehow feels right. Every video feels fresh even when she’s wrecking you for the hundredth time. It’s fun, ridiculous, addictive, and somehow makes the rest of the Brit dom scene feel boring. Mia’s not just good at what she does, she’s got that proper mean streak and it’s worth every penny. If you look for someone who takes real control, this is actually it. No one else owns shame or your phone history quite like she does.

Was not expecting to laugh this much, honestly. There’s something about lilabbyy that feels way less filtered than everyone else. She’s got this messy room in the background sometimes, you can spot half-empty crisps on the bed, and her hair’s never totally behaving. But that’s what drags you in, like she’s not playing a part or faking some posh act just because she’s British. It’s all very “yep, I just woke up, but you’re getting this” and I kind of love how chill she is about it.

The videos come non-stop, like she’s permanently online or just has zero shame left to lose. New stuff just kind of appears at random times, never a boring week. I don’t have to nag or wonder when the next thing’s coming and it always feels like she’s lowkey forgotten she’s even being watched—maybe it’s the way she talks to the camera, with that proper northern accent cutting through all the teasing. She’s really cheeky, in a way that’s just different. Flirt mode is always on, but she’ll also roast herself right in the middle of something hot and it wrecks me every time.

I’d love to say it’s only her accent but it’s not. She does the casual nudity thing with zero embarrassment, and she brings this “just-turned-18-and-ready-for-mischief” attitude I can’t find anywhere else. Whole thing is so unfiltered, like she’s making this all up in the moment and doesn’t care if she spills tea on herself mid-stream. It just feels real, not staged. You never know if she’s about to say something wild or just burst into giggles for no clear reason. Half of her messages are a mix of silly memes and the sort of confessions you probably shouldn’t say out loud, but she does. Gotta admit, I’m a sucker for someone who overshares with no hint of shame.

You can tell she loves attention, but it’s the good kind—she’s playful, a bit bratty, but never stuck up about it. Sometimes there’s a “pls dont tell my dad” look when she sends something extra risky and I kinda lose it, not gonna lie. She acts like it’s all just her mates watching, no big deal, which feels rare. Loads of other creators try so hard or come off a bit too serious but lilabbyy is here, just living her best life and letting us spy on it. I’m not unsubbing anytime soon. Bad decisions taste way better with a posh snack on the side.

First thing, she’s basically pocket-sized. Like actually tiny, and way too cute about it for her own good. I remember thinking nobody can stretch a hoodie over their knees that far and still look that happy. She just gives off more “oops I hit my head on the counter again” than most actual 19-year-olds. It’s adorable, even when she tries to act all spicy and grown. I can’t explain it, but it’s weirdly fun.

She’ll post photos at 7am with this half-awake face, hair a total disaster, like it’s completely normal to be sharing your breakfast and your boobs at the same time. Makes everything feel sorta real, not all posed and fake. I actually like her random mood swings, you get thirst traps one day, crying over missing fries the next. She chats like a nervous little bird but never seems annoyed no matter how dumb my DMs are. She answers back with a giggle or a cringe, it’s hard not to laugh with her.

Her British accent is legit cute, but her spelling is a disaster sometimes. Random “u” in words? Everything is “innit” and she squeaks when she laughs (absolute chaos on voice notes). I cannot take her seriously when she tries to do “teasing” stuff because she apologizes mid-sentence, nearly every time. But that’s the charm, you know? It’s got this “I’m just making it up as I go” feeling that most people fake but somehow she actually means it.

Honestly, for the british lot, she’s not polished or posh at all, and that’s the thing I like best. She feels like some shy college girl who just started and is still learning how to pull her shirt off without falling over. She does polls for what vids to do next and thanks everybody ten times over for the dumbest suggestions. It’s so pure it hurts. Never seen anyone hype up a Tesco meal deal in a thong before, but it works, trust.

First thing that slapped me in the face (in a good way) was how Gia just owns every second of her stuff. Like, there’s zero hesitation, and she’s not pretending to be anything less than absolutely in charge. It’s filthy and ridiculous in the best possible way. British creators usually go for that quiet, soft voice or whatever but nope, Gia drops the leash and kicks you in the ego with her accent and attitude. It’s wild. You’ll know exactly what I mean when you hear her talk you down while you’re just sat there, phone in hand, not knowing whether to laugh or beg.

The mix of content is stupid good. I didn’t expect to see that level of madness—one second she’s basically turning herself into the filthiest goddess you could worship, and the next she’s shoving it in your face how much she gets off on making guys beg. Nothing staged, nothing fuzzy. It’s just straight-up explicit and she doesn’t hide anything, no weird poses or dumb lighting, just her being unfiltered and probably enjoying it more than half the people watching her. Massive points there.

She cranks out updates all the time, too. Not like those pages where you’re sitting there, waiting, thinking maybe they died or something. Nah, Gia’s dropping new stuff constantly and it actually feels like she’s inventing ways to outdo herself. Sometimes it’s onlyfans, sometimes it’s custom clips, sometimes just random humiliations that honestly made me sit up in my chair (no joke).

Not a page for anyone who wants gentle or sweet or respectful anything. That’s just not how she rolls, and I’m into it. Feels like she’s having fun wrecking your ego, totally unapologetic, the British accent just pouring salt into the wound. I’ve seen a lot in this scene but no joke, nobody stomps on boundaries or expectations quite like her. If you want a creator who’s never, ever pretending, Gia’s just got that thing. Proper filthy, always bold, probably going to ruin you a little—in a way you’ll thank her for, after you catch your breath.

Scrolled through her page and honestly, the first thing that hit me: mayriversx doesn’t fake it. Everything feels so fresh and kind of unfinished in the best possible way, like she’s really just starting out and messing around but actually having fun with it. Stuff’s not overedited or posed to death. She goes from cute as hell selfies to flirty vids where it lowkey feels like you’re just on FaceTime with her. Like, I’m a total sucker for someone who’s not trying to be all “look at me I’m a grownup star.” She’s just her, 18 and apparently figuring it out in real time. That’s a dangerous combo and I’m 100% here for it.

Content wise, it’s all spicy but not just thirsty try-hard pics. Whole British cheeky thing is strong. She’ll tease you, then throw in a “don’t judge me lol I’m new” look and suddenly you’re feeling like you found something first. She answers comments and DMs herself and honestly, doesn’t do that weird one word reply bot thing. The chat’s somehow more fun than you’d expect. Wild at how much that changes the mood.

I’m big on regular posts (getting ghosted drives me insane) and she’s funny about it—posting updates like “ugh i just woke up lets see what happens.” The randomness actually works. Sometimes you get a batch of silly selfies, sometimes she tosses up that “I’m being a little too naughty oops” stuff. Tried PPVs a couple times, prices were way less than the usual grabby creators and felt way more personal. You can tell she gets that people actually notice the little details (like, no lighting rig, just real messy room and she’s kind of awkward but cute in it).

First few weeks were weirdly addictive since you really don’t know what she’s gonna post. She’s not trying to look “perfect” and, not lying, it’s crazy refreshing in all the best ways. I kinda love that she lets you in on the mess instead of pretending to have it all together. She’s one of those creators where you feel like maybe, just maybe, you’re gonna stick with this one for a while.

The first thing that got me with zoeycart was her captions. She types like she’s half texting her best mate, half trying to make you blush out of your mind. Can’t remember the last time a creator felt so loose with their jokes and ramble posts. Her feed is messy in the exact way I want it, like yeah, this is what she’s really getting up to, not some fake flirty act. There’s a weird sweetness to all the casual nonsense—like, here’s me in my messy room, oops, and I’m obsessed.

She posts so often, I legit wonder if she even sleeps. I keep waking up to new stuff that actually feels new, not just another recycled photo in a different filter. Loads of little moments, real life peek-ins, even the dumb things like her eating snacks on cam. She says she’s on here for fun, and it really looks like she means it. Feels way less try-hard than the ones who are all done up and acting bored, you know?

The british chaos is real too, her accent has a bit of a bite to it and you’ll catch her dropping those slangy things that pretty much require a translation sometimes (I secretly love it, it’s cute). She doesn’t dial it down for anybody, which I respect. Plus, you can tell she’s literally just out of school, which gives her this wild mix of silly and biting that’s kinda addictive to watch. It’s like she’s sharing her group chat, except now you’re suddenly the favorite mate.

Honestly, zoeycart doesn’t try to make things look perfect, and that’s what makes her great. She’ll overshare or post something stupid looking just for a laugh, but then turn around and absolutely nail the sexy stuff anyway. She’s one of the only British creators that actually makes me feel like I’m invited, not just watching from the window. Top tier chaos, top tier fun. I was hooked half a day in and now it’s just a given to check what wild mess she’s posted next.

The first thing that smacked me (in a good way, like a fluffy pillow) was how haileymilkies just comes off pure and almost too adorable for her own good. It’s all the nervous giggling, the weird little confessions, and those random capital letters like she’s running on sugar and impulse. You get this British accent peeking through, which somehow makes the whole thing even more cheeky. It’s a lot more like you’re chatting with a friend who squeals when you compliment her boobs, not somebody doing a show.

She posts pretty much every day and not just some thrown-together junk either. Some days it’s full-on photo sets, with lighting good enough to make your screen blush, and other times she’s doing those little voice notes saying stuff like “babe i just woke up lol look at my hair.” She says what she wants, doesn’t really do the whole ultra-posed thing and thank god for that. It feels like you’re getting real mess and magic both at once. Her confidence is so shaky it circles back to being extremely hot.

I don’t know how she pulls off looking shy and also showing so much. That combo always gets me. You can tell she still thinks this is wild and kinda can’t believe she’s doing it, which somehow makes her snaps and videos funnier and way more personal. She responds to messages a lot more than most, too. Not just those “thx xx” replies (which are the worst) but she actually laughs at your dumb jokes or goes on a tangent about Tayto crisps, it’s wild.

If you want polished, supermodel content, her page probably isn’t it. But if you’ve ever wished you could talk to someone cute, sweet, with huge milkies and a very British way of oversharing, yeah, she nails it. Sometimes I check in just to see what she’s blurted out this time. It makes scrolling feel, I dunno, human. Not just all show and no heart like half the others in the UK scene. She’s obviously new at this and somehow that’s the best bit.