That time Angie posted a snow-dusted bikini snap, practically taunting Duluth’s windchill—I knew she was in a whole different league. She just gets how to play with that whole Minnesota nice meets spicy Miami heat. This isn’t someone pretending to be “Minnesota’s best” for the clout. She’s actually having fun, making stuff in between, not doing the same basic pics over and over. You kinda get the feeling she’d roast you over cheese curds then flirt your socks off, all in the same five minutes.

The posting schedule is wild. Never the type who disappears for a week. I see fresh sets and those classic, “I probably shouldn’t share this” selfies way too often for my free time’s own good. None of these post-and-ghost antics either—she drops photo bombs, goes a little unfiltered sometimes, and I swear, every couple days, there’s some new angle that makes me do a double take. I lost count of how many times I’ve thought, “How does she keep topping herself?”

One minute it’s that big Minnesota smile, next it’s way more risky than I expect, but—seriously—not tacky at all. She knows exactly where to push it. Feels like she’s in on the joke when she glams it up, but with a kinda bold confidence that makes it way hotter. Not gonna lie, you don’t log on for just the scenery but those lakeside teases feel like a weirdly specific inside joke you get to be part of. Honestly, Angie could make a snowbank look sexy and probably has.

Half the reason I stick around is how she laughs right at her own chaos. Never takes herself too serious and I’m convinced, in some alternate Duluth, United States timeline, she’s hosting a wild lakeside hot tub show and grilling brats for the crowd. The account’s got this, “You wanna see more? Here’s actually more” attitude (blows my mind how many creators don’t do this). It’s just clever, way more fun than anything else repping Minnesota, and never feels fake.

First off, nobody in the Minnesota tag hustles quite this hard. Scrolling the page, half my brain was convinced I must be missing the paywall. Free. Like actually free. I’ve got commitment issues with subscriptions, so this is my kind of party. You want a sampler platter before you buy the whole meal? Here’s the entire buffet—no guilt, no fuss, and all killer, no filler. Feels weirdly generous, honestly. Or maybe they just know everyone loves a good deal up here when it’s still snowing in May.

It’s got this wild mix where it’s somehow both totally random and perfectly curated. Some accounts slap you with straight-up heat, then the next’s more playful or goofy. Guess what—I dig that flexibility. Feels like scrolling through everyone’s best work, but you didn’t have to do any of the annoying searching. The updates drop like clockwork, too, and that’s actually rare. I check back every week, find something fresh, laugh at something weird, probably linger longer than I should.

The way they toss Minnesota into the conversation just makes me chuckle. Midwestern pride with a wink, not a cringe. Some creators flex too hard or come off fake, but here it’s just straight-talking. Love this cluster of real folks—sometimes you catch a northern accent in the captions, or a shot with snowboots still on. Nobody else makes winter look half as cool (or hot, I guess?) as these accounts do. Cannot fake that regional charm.

If you’re bored of every page looking the same, this one wakes you up. Zero gatekeeping, way more personality, and a surprise hit rate that’s shockingly high. Wish I could keep it secret honestly, but even I can’t gatekeep this good a thing. Long story short, anyone in Minnesota who can bring this much fun for free gets my vote. Frankly, it’s the one spot that actually feels like it’s for us and not just every rando online.

First thing that hit me was how pineapplegirlsh just slides into your messages with that creamy solo video—like, no awkward chat, no hoops, just straight to what you came for. She’s not shy, not playing games, and it’s such a Minnesota thing: friendly but with that bratty wink. I swear, she could probably get a grown man to shovel her whole driveway just by calling him sugga. Genuinely feels like your flirty neighbor rather than some distant screen goddess.

There’s this weird mix of wild and down-to-earth that’s just fun in every post she tosses out, even the quick photos or little off-the-cuff voice notes. She’s not one to tiptoe around words or go for boring, and it’s clear she’s done this forever. Somehow she makes grabbing your attention look like breathing. New drops nearly every day, custom everything if you text nice (or filthy, honestly), and she’s got the stamina of someone who probably runs on black coffee and attention.

I don’t know if it’s a Minnesota thing, but she treats every single message like it’s from an actual neighbor, only her neighborhood is full of very horny people. It’s a lot more up-close than other creators, not fake intimate either. Replies are fast, usually with something spicy attached or just her being a brat. Nothing worse than waiting around for days for a half-assed reply—don’t have to worry about that here.

Broke down and ordered a custom because everyone’s always raving. The hype is real, and she doesn’t half-ass a damn thing. Felt like she was talking to me, knew exactly where to push and when to tease, like she actually gave a crap about making it hot instead of just reading a script. If you like stuff real and a little wicked, this is the best shot you’ll get in Minnesota, short of getting your neighbor to jump the fence. Wouldn’t trade her stuff for two blonds in a cornfield.

The first thing that got me was her laugh. I mean, I did not expect a sexy redhead from Minnesota to have this big, goofy grin that just spills over into every photo. Seriously distracting. Then, she hit me with that wild, curly hair and zero hint of anything fake. My head was swimming. Real curves, freckles where you least expect them, and poses that never seem stiff or careful. Just her and whatever room she happens to be owning in the moment.

Scrolling through her posts you get way more than just the standard selfies or boring-in-the-bathroom stuff. I’m talking about full confidence whether she’s on the bed or teasing next to the window with the snow piling up right outside. She does loads of teasing but it’s not predictable. Sometimes it’s just a hint, sometimes she’s got you open-mouthed staring because there’s just that much skin, and she doesn’t edit the hell out of it. And when her hubby jumps in on a video, it actually feels fun—not just “oh look, I brought a guest.” They’re just honestly having fun. Kind of messy, kind of hot. Didn’t see that coming honestly but it’s gold.

I gotta mention she posts way more than I thought anyone up north would. Most creators barely bother and you just get reruns, but this one? Pretty much something new several times a week and she actually bothers to reply to messages, tosses in little selfies and replies like she’s texting a friend. Not all stuck-up or bored with her own stuff. Plus, she answers requests if you want to see something specific, which lets be real, doesn’t happen every day.

If you’re into girls who keep their body looking like, well, a body (not a mannequin), and want it with a little spark and some wink-wink jokes mixed in, stop scrolling. Minnesota may be cold, but redheadsecrets_free keeps her content hot and messy in the best ways. I lost track of how many times I screenshotted, not gonna lie.

First thing I noticed was how genuinely fun hanhazel makes every post feel, doesn’t matter if it’s some classic mirror selfie taken with the energy of someone running late for a happy hour or a random snapshot from her drive through Minneapolis. Everything’s this mix of everyday and extra. Like, she’ll throw on a cute outfit that looks accidental but somehow perfect, then snap a pic that’s better than most people’s professional photoshoots. I’m convinced she has some secret spot in St. Paul with perfect lighting, because how does every post look this good?

I keep coming back because she gives off this “yeah whatever, here’s my day” kinda attitude but the feed is super tight. There’s that weird Minnesota combination of chill confidence and just a little bit of not taking yourself seriously. Once she popped up in some retro windbreaker like she’d just hit up a thrift haul, next day it’s this lowkey artsy shot in the middle of some random snowy park. You get the feeling she could be your slightly cooler friend who always snags the best angles by accident.

What I like is she doesn’t flood you with a million pics at once, but she’s around. Posts sneak in throughout the week with just the right amount of “oh hey, I was thinking of you.” There’s no try-hard stuff, never feels like the feed is desperate for attention. It’s more like, here’s the stuff that’s too fun or weird for Instagram, and honestly I wish more people did that. Also, the Minnesota pep is real. The backgrounds are practically characters—one day it’s all cloudy streets, next it’s some grainy shot of neon signs behind her. It’s just cool seeing familiar places look so different.

Not gonna lie, I didn’t think I’d stick around at first since it’s not about nudity, but it’s way more interesting than most over-posed feeds. You actually catch yourself checking for new stuff, just to see what she’ll post from her camera roll next. She actually seems to like her city and it comes through. If you’re into getting those personal glimpses that don’t feel staged to death, hanhazel’s the one. She just gets Minnesota in a way that’s actually fun to watch.

First thing that smacks you in the face is how chill Kate is about being both super real and straight-up playful. This weekend we are at a friend’s house in Minnesota, so we had to be extra quiet 🤫 . You could almost hear the floor creak when she made that little shh face. The whole Minnesota thing isn’t just for show either—her ice fishing clip in that gawdy Christmas pornhub sweater cracked me up. There’s this deadpan patience when she’s teaching somebody how not to fall right through the ice, mixed with this rascally twinkle in her eyes. I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever paid this much attention to Alexandria, Minnesota before, but here we are.

Scrolling through her feed feels a little like eavesdropping on your funniest, most unpredictable friend. Sometimes it’s just messy hair and coffee at sunrise (two sips in, already trying to prank her dog), then next day you get this spicy, chaotic “here’s what happens if I wear fishnets to shovel snow” moment. She never feels fake. I don’t know how she does it without dumping filters all over the place—probably because she just doesn’t try too hard. Her Minnesota accent shows up sometimes too, which makes even the regular everyday stuff kind of charming.

She really doesn’t let things stay on autopilot, either. Content’s everywhere but never lazy about it. You’ll get a couple clips in one day, sometimes with her laughing at her own failed “sexy angle” experiments, then some silly late-night story where her eyeliner’s half on but she doesn’t care. She’s definitely one of those creators who answers messages herself—you can just tell. And she’ll actually remember bits from the last time.

There are way flashier accounts, for sure, but what keeps me coming back is she seems like someone who could show up late to bonfire up north, rocking pajama pants, dragging a cooler in the snow, and somehow the whole weekend just gets funnier when she’s there. Her page isn’t polished to death. It’s full of actual personality, dumb winter jokes, and little moments that linger—like having that friend who keeps making you laugh about Minnesota until you accidentally start liking the place more than you thought you would.

The first minute I scrolled through blacktoppingblondie’s feed, that plaid and tattoos thing just jumped out, and now when I see an old flannel at Target I think of her, isn’t that weird? It feels like winters up here get a little less heavy with her popping up in my feed, all happy with those sleeve tats out in the snow. There’s just a different level of real. Like she’s got this attitude—never too soft, never trying too hard. Even her dog Charlie looking like he could be in his own movie. Every photo, there’s just a bit of honest mess or a little dust, like normal life isn’t getting scrubbed out of the frame. No filters stamping the soul out of it.

The apartment shots might be my favorite, especially the ones in those black leggings, sprawled out on the futon or stretching across the weirdly tiny kitchen. Feels kinda like you’re hanging out in the room while she’s setting up her tripod, half listening to her playlist, not worried who sees. No prissy stuff. She’s comfortable, jokes with her followers, has that mom grit showing up in random ways (snacks everywhere, some destroyed dog toy in the corner). It’s not staged, which is so rare, it almost throws me off at first. But then you settle in and start to actually look forward to the next random winter pic she drops, just to see what bit of life sneaks in around the sexy stuff.

Her consistency is wild too, like she’s got 25 hour days or something. It’s not all perfectly curated, sometimes she’ll drop a messy, half-lit selfie just because the dog’s giving her side-eye or she’s in a goofy mood. The Minnesota tattoos stand out in the cold, all blue and bold, and she doesn’t try to hide the weather or pretend it’s Miami. She shows off real skin, real goosebumps, sometimes hair pulled up under a beanie, looking like she just came from walking Charlie and decided, yeah, time for a little shoot. I appreciate the not-trying-to-be-LA thing, just here in the land of snow and plaid, absolutely not bored.

She really leans into the whole “happy & healthy” grit too. It’s right out there—barely contained energy, totally blunt about work, winter, and whatever’s going on in her day. Way more human than most, actually makes you want to check back just to see if she’s made another sarcastic story about the cold, or posted Charlie in another ridiculous outfit. In a world where so much looks the same, blacktoppingblondie hits different. Minnesota girls know how to make apartment life and frozen fingers look good. Every post, you feel like you’re actually there, right in the middle of the snow and the laughter and the leggings.

The first time Summer popped up on my feed, I basically stopped scrolling and thought, “oh, she’s got it.” There’s this easy, goofy thing about her that’s not trying too hard but still nails it. It feels like an inside joke with a girl crushing life somewhere in Minnesota who’d totally get pizza at 2 am without making it weird. She’ll throw you a wink with a Wild jersey on like nothing’s strange about it, and it actually works? I don’t know. It just feels casual and weirdly personal, which I’m a sucker for I guess.

She posts way more than I’m used to—like you’ll check and there’s always something new, and not just for the camera. Real stuff, messy hair, cozy clothes, plus whatever the opposite of shy is. She’ll answer messages in this totally random, unfiltered way, too, so half the time I’m laughing and the rest of the time, yeah, completely distracted. Little things like running an errand or hyping herself up before a gym session somehow end up in my DMs. Didn’t think I’d be into daily chaos from Minnesota but apparently here we are.

Honestly, it’s the weird mix of super raunchy with totally tame that pulls it together. One minute she’s the girl-next-door, next minute it’s less wholesome, and she doesn’t act like that’s strange. Minnesota nice, but then oops, did not expect that photo to land at breakfast, but I’m not mad. There’s this effortlessness with her, like someone who never really planned to be good at this but just… is.

Not to be all “support local,” but she kind of nails that small town feel without any of the boring parts. I keep coming back for the chaos, the dumb jokes, the days where she’s just chilling, and the surprise nudes (obviously). There are fancier pages out there, way glossier, but Summer’s got this realness—like, if you got stuck in line at Caribou with her, you’d end up with a weird story and an awkward crush. Pretty sure that’s not easy to fake. Rooting for her, honestly.

Her Minnesota twang bleeds into the captions in this hilarious, sneaky way. She could be talking about the state fair or, you know, showing off a whole lot more, and somehow makes both things sound hot. The way she nails that blend of just cold-weather sass and pure fire, I haven’t seen that anywhere else. Drops spicy stuff in your feed right when it’s getting slow, sometimes even at weird hours like she’s up late plotting how to break your willpower. Works on me. Not ashamed to admit it.

What actually cracks me up is her approach to requests. You throw out a wild idea, she doesn’t just take it, she body slams it and laughs while she wins. Stuff feels way more personal, not just some assembly-line content, and there’s this sense her regulars get extra love. For people who think they’ve seen it all—I promise, not like this. Minnesota’s claim to fame isn’t just lakes. It’s her feet on the dash, cold wind coming through, and next thing you know, she’s showing off things you probably shouldn’t watch in public. Whoops.

I’m kind of addicted to how often she posts. Seriously, if you check in the morning and again at midnight, there’s probably something new. Feels alive. Makes the locals look lazy as hell. Sometimes she just tells the wildest stories while absolutely not wearing pants, and somehow I listen instead of staring. Most of the time. Swear she knows how to pull you in, the tease is a science at this point.

Look, with most creators, you get a few spicy pics, maybe a handful of videos, and then it fizzles out. Not her. Her page feels more like you lucked into the group chat where everyone’s too hot and everyone’s a little too honest. Minnesota never felt this fun, or this risky. If I could, I’d send her a stack of hotdish and then donate straight to her cause. She could run the whole North Star state at this rate. If she reads this and wants tips or advice, I’ll do whatever—she earns it.

Dead serious, the first thing that caught me was her blowing a kiss while dressed as Rogue, muttering about how her boots had more personality than some of her followers. Stuff like that feels pretty classic azpowergirl. She’s got this half-sassy, half-geeky thing going that just makes scrolling fun. If someone else is just awkwardly posing in a costume, she’s twirling a katana, cracking up, and probably plotting horrible puns. That’s Minnesota for you—at least the good parts.

What really gets me is the frequency she drops new stuff. It’s not months between sets, you blink and there’s another Star Wars mashup, or something vaguely Harley Quinn, plus whatever meme got stuck in her head this week. Some days she’s running through gamer jokes, next day she’s roasting her own cosplay wigs in the captions. There’s a reason it feels like nerd-nerd, not just hot girl in a costume. She’s creating, not just modeling, and that shines through most days.

The whole crowd-in-the-greenroom, running-late-for-makeup, fangirl-who-brings-the-stage routine? It’s not a front. You get that, like… comic cons and small-town bars are kind of the same for her. Never too serious, definitely giving diva when she wants, but there’s always something self-aware tagging along. By the way, her stand up stuff? Actually funny enough I spat coffee once. Totally by accident, still counts. Minnesota charm, apparently.

I’m not even that much of a costume nerd, but you see her making stuff homemade, and then owning it in a photo set. No recycled dollar store nonsense, she’ll legit glue a million rhinestones and call it a vibe. The fandom jokes, the goofball selfies without makeup, even the paywall stuff is just, like, her being herself at 110%. There’s hustle here, but not the try-hard kind. It’s more, “Here’s what I’m into, stick around if you want.” Honestly? Not bored yet.

It’s the goth thing that got me. Not spooky in a Halloween-costume way, more like Titania actually lives it and isn’t worried what anyone thinks out in the regular Saint Paul suburbs. I signed up on pure curiosity after seeing her take in a Slayer shirt with this perfect black lipstick, just, you know, destruction with a wink. That whole Minnesota nice is out the window—she’s got attitude for days.

Here’s the wild part. Most people promise daily pics, but she actually comes through, and somehow none of them feel like lazy repeats. You get everything from soft bedroom mornings to outfit changes that would probably get someone kicked out of Minneapolis Target. Add in the tattoos and all the little details she throws in, and you feel like you actually know her (or at least, want to). Stuff’s personal. She talks back, sometimes with way more personality than I’m ready for my before-coffee brain to handle.

Try sexting her, it’s wild. She actually answers with original stuff, none of that awkward “copy paste and pretend” you’re used to. Never thought I’d be a grown adult blushing like an idiot reading some emo queen’s DMs, but here we are. She makes it raunchy, not robotic. It’s obvious she loves what she does, and honestly, the confidence is hot as hell.

Bottom line, Titania runs circles around most of the local creators out of Minnesota. She’s not playing safe or acting like she just discovered eyeliner two months ago. If you want that “real goth next door” in Saint Paul or Minneapolis, she’s it. If you like it extra—dark, funny, maybe a little bit dangerous—just try not to get addicted.

Picture this: it’s a Tuesday in Minneapolis, everything’s basically frozen outside, I’ve got coffee number three and I’m scrolling through Ashley Allure’s latest posts. Instantly there’s this way she shoots her stuff—like, actually making the effort, not just blurry mirror pics with dirty laundry in the corner. There’s a reason she sticks out here in Minnesota. She’s got this confidence that feels a little bit Midwest, a little bit “yep, I know I look good, so now you know too.”

The variety knocked me sideways. One day, she’ll have these sultry professional sets in that moody Minneapolis lighting—hell, I could swear one shoot was in a rooftop hot tub downtown in January. Then, boom, next day it’s her just at her place, zero makeup, just chilling. Basically feels like you’re talking to a real person. She drops replies in DMs that actually sound like her and not a robot manager. Surprised the hell out of me how quick she got back and she’s actually funny too, wild for this state.

Honestly, it’s the posting consistency for me. Girl is way more reliable than the 21 bus in the dead of winter. If you blink, she’s got new stuff up, sometimes even two or three days in a row—not just the same recycled pics either. And if you like requests, she takes them pretty seriously, not just that fake “I’ll think about it” but actually does em. My jaw actually dropped when she remembered a random comment I made about her Vikings jersey and—next thing I know—there’s a little nod to it in her next post. Didn’t even have to tip extra.

Everything about her feels a little more genuine, which I guess is rare? Look, in Minnesota, we know when someone’s faking “nice” and she’s not. You pay for her stuff, you actually get connection and some surprise factor, not a file dump. I’ll put it this way: if you grew up here and you think you know the local scene, Ashley Allure is the one everyone else should be copying. She just gets it. Zero regrets—except, maybe, not subscribing sooner when I could’ve skipped a few boring nights last month. Someone give her a Surly and a croissant or something, she’s earned it.

The first thing that hit me with cherxxjem77 is just how low-key and real she is. There’s this one post where she’s got barely any makeup on, holding some coffee mug that literally says “Minnesota Nice” and somehow she’s still looking like she stepped out of a fairytale. Has that total everyday beauty queen power, but not in a stuck-up way—just straight-up Minnesota charm, with the tiniest bit of sass. You know when someone makes you feel like you’re right there in the kitchen or living room with them? That’s her deal, and it works so well.

She actually responds back and you’re not stuck waiting days or feeling like you’re talking to a robot. I swear she’s running some kind of underground Minnesota mom chat club because the small talk is seriously on point. I’ve gotten more genuine replies in one day than I ever did in a month anywhere else. Feels like she remembers people. Or at least pretends so good you can’t tell which is honestly even better. The small town friendliness is real, you don’t feel awkward or weird shooting her a question—plus, no avalanche of “pay extra for this” nonsense tossed into every convo.

On the content side, there’s a bunch of variety. She flips from flirty to totally goofy and then hits you with some straight-up siren moments (I see how the Ariel thing isn’t just a throwaway line). One day she’s baking cookies in something barely legal, next she’s laughing about her Target run haul, and then boom—it’s a jaw-drop photo that makes you forget regular moms usually rock sweatpants, not lingerie. She posts pretty steady, not flooding you but definitely keeping it interesting every week so you’re not left scrolling through old stuff forever.

You can tell she’s all-in on keeping things fun without making it awkward or super transactional. Not too much paywalled stuff either, which is so rare these days I had to double-check. It feels more like hanging out with that hot friend who’ll actually let you in on what she’s really up to, not just tease then hit with a tip menu. Minnesota girls, man, they just don’t quit with the “be cool, be real” thing. Cherxxjem77’s got that down hard.

That first message gave me straight-up Midwest sensibility with a bratty wink, which is somehow even hotter with the accent. One minute she’s flashing that killer grin, the next she’s casually dragging some dude, with a “please, Minnesota nice my ass” edge—love that. It’s like scrolling through the spiciest part of Minneapolis, but every snap is her own world, not just the same cookie-cutter glam poses. All the local couch-surfing chaos, but make it absolute filth.

There’s a lot of creators who brag about being “real” but honestly, she’s so raw and messy you can practically smell the Target popcorn next to the toys. She’ll tease hard one day, throw up a wild story (yes, I’m talking drama) the next, and just go full throttle. It’s not overly polished or all squeaky clean, and that’s exactly it—sometimes you just want to feel like someone’s wild little secret and she nails that, every single post. You get spicy small-town mom maybe two margs deep who got bored of PTA meetings and decided to freak it for all of us instead.

She posts more than my group chat during playoff season, I’m always half-convinced she’s hiding in some suburban rambler, laughing at everyone who thought they had her figured out. The tone flips from brat to bestie to “sweet lord, how’s she even that bendy” and you don’t see the twist coming, ever. She even tosses in little messes of her real life and Minnesota winters (as if anyone needed reminding those exist). It shouldn’t work but she pulls it off because there’s zero pretending. It’s sexy and a little unhinged, which, let’s face it, is sort of the Minneapolis dream.

Some folks chase luxury princess stuff, but nobody comes close to trashy-yet-endearing like she does. I’d bet my last cheese curd she has more fun than anyone else on tap up here. She says she’s retired, and I believe her in theory, but every day there’s something fresh or a story that hooks me right back in. If Minnesota’s best kept secret is a freaky mom running the internet out of her own basement, I’m absolutely fine with that.

First of all, that moment she put her bra on with the whole ass-out twerk routine legit had me cracking up. Like, there’s this wild confidence that somehow makes the chaos extra hot. I swear no other creator in Minnesota’s got her mix of filth and goof. Never seen anyone make slipping into a bra look that entertaining—or look like an invite to a strip club in your friend’s basement. Very much “my ass getting phattt” and she knows it, literally flaunts it like it’s a brand-new car.

The dirty talking’s next level too, not the fake kind either, she just gets straight wild with it. Huge fan of her facials and the shower stuff, she’s got those “real nasty” scenes covered. Sometimes it’s a feet vid with her toes looking better than my hands, sometimes she’s in a jacuzzi like you’re supposed to be impressed by her water bill. Spoiler: I am. Feels completely unfiltered, probably filming that morning after a grocery run. Her sex and anal clips are like, damn, calm down—you win, I’ll tip extra. If you like slutty without the studio-fake stuff, she nails it.

One thing about her, the posts drop all the time. Not exaggerating, fresh stuff at least a few times per week, sometimes more when it’s like, “hey it snowed today guess I’ll ride someone on camera,” except her ideas are always kinkier. I like a feed that doesn’t get stale, and she’s always super direct about what’s new or what’s getting discounted or free this week. You know what you’re getting every time, but she’ll throw a curveball just to keep you on your toes. Found myself checking in way too often.

I gotta admit, the g/g being gone is kinda tragic, thanks to new clampdown stuff, but honestly solo or boy-girl with her is already wild enough you barely miss it. Free dick rates, heavy discounts—she does stick to her promises, nothing gets held back till you tip unless it’s some gold-tier custom. Felt like chatting with someone who’d roast you and then offer to sit on your face two minutes later. Best thing? It somehow feels like Minnesota even if you’re not from here, super bratty but somehow also sweet, and honestly everybody else in the state is looking boring after this.