Best Brazilian OnlyFans Girls of 2026

First thing that smacked me right in the face was how much Laura just pops off the screen. There’s this super confident “hey, whatever, I look good” attitude, and it’s honestly kind of addictive. Not performative or stiff, just her flexing outfits in NYC apartments and bratty captions you know she typed while eating pizza at 2am. She mixes chill lazy morning shots with flashes of her dancing around in lingerie sets that would make anyone look twice. Naturally flirty. It’s less polished pageant, way more of the I-don’t-care-except-I-exactly-do glam. That’s rare.

I’ll say it, there’s a reason people won’t shut up about her. She actually shows up. Like, a lot. Sometimes I think she posts more than I text my mom. You get a weird peek into her daily life—sometimes it’s a messy kitchen, other times it’s going absolutely too hard with glitter on a Friday night, or just those natural, roll-outta-bed selfies where she barely tries and still kills it. Feels shamelessly intimate without trying too hard, which I’m into. No dry spells, just that steady, sweet drip of new stuff.

And the DMs? Don’t even get me started, she actually answers. Not those lazy “thanks babe” replies. Real, weirdly specific, I’m-definitely-blushing-right-now kind of answers. It almost feels like you’re texting that flirty, funny friend who just happens to have ridiculous cheekbones and loves being Colombian in New York (which, by the way, totally flavors her photos—there’s always something loud and hungry and a little extra in every shot). She knows how to work the camera and she knows how to make you feel like you’re in on the joke.

If you’re tired of boring, cookie-cutter stuff from creators, Laura kind of slaps you awake. She’s got that Brazilian category badge but doesn’t just coast—half the time it’s NYC attitude and the rest is South American heat. If you want actual personality with your pretty pics and don’t mind a little “hey, i’m laura 💕” showing up at random, this is top shelf. No joke I don’t even bother looking for another Brazilian creator now.

First time I scroll through her feed I catch myself grinning. There’s something about the way Aradia just throws it all out there—she’s got this whole “oops did I just do that” thing going on and it totally works. Her pics are wild in that messy, doesn’t-even-care-if-someone’s-watching sort of way. Nobody’s trying to be mysterious here. It’s all hips, lips and endless self-portraits with shopping bags in the background. She’s genuinely hot and you can tell she’s having fun, not fussing around for the perfect angle like everybody else.

She replies to DMs at like, whiplash speed, and it feels like she’s really just bored at home waiting for someone to say something wild. Once you ask for a custom she’s all “tell me what to do, Daddy” and it doesn’t even feel faker than a $10 bill. I tried it and she didn’t just deliver quick, she sent three extra pics just cause, laughed about it later too. No acting, just straight-up goofball with all the confidence. That’s rare as hell honestly.

Her thing is everyday excess. She shops, she snaps, she posts, she teases, she repeats. I’ve seen breakfast in bed, half-dressed hauls, random bathroom mirror thirst traps at 3am. You get the feeling she’s not manufacturing some brand, she’s actually just like this. If you like that “not too bright, but could steal your whole paycheck and you’d thank her” energy, you just keep coming back to her feed.

The Brazilian side comes through strong, not in some touristy way but more like pure chaos and confidence. She’s got curves everywhere, doesn’t hide anything, and seems to know half the fun is just making people blush (me included). There’s never a dry week, she always drops new stuff, sometimes just for the hell of it. Don’t ask what she’ll post next, she probably doesn’t even know—she’ll just do whatever and roll with it. Honestly, if you want clever captions or aesthetics, keep walking. If you wanna watch a girl who’s just there to look good and laugh about it, she’s the best thing in Brazil right now, no question.

The thing about miss.andrea is, she doesn’t tiptoe around anything. First minute I saw her, bold red lips and this look in her eyes—you know she knows what she’s doing. The teasing is insane, it’s drawn out just enough to make you second-guess if you’re the one in control (hint: you’re not, and honestly, that’s way better). She’s got a confidence that doesn’t really let up. You can almost hear her laughing at all us desperate types every time a new pic drops. Whoever said seduction needed to be subtle hasn't spent five minutes here.

Most creators in the Brazilian category stick to the basics, but she’s not playing by those rules. Full-on lingerie sets one day, then just a wicked smile and a sheet the next. Sometimes she puts you on blast in a cheeky little voice note, or just throws up a no-filter photo that’s somehow even hotter. There’s always something a bit unpredictable. Not gonna lie, I live for that—makes me click in like I’m late for work. And she’s not one of those ghosts who post once a week and vanish. There’s real attention to her feed, like she gets that the tease works better if you keep people on edge and never let them settle down.

What really kills me is how she works the chat. She actually talks, flirts, asks questions, and steers the whole thing like she’s hosting some private game show where you absolutely lose. Older guys? She has a whole thing for them that’s not an act, you can tell. Watches them crumble in real time, makes you want to reveal just a little too much. There’s something totally unapologetic about Andrea, and if you DM her, you better be prepared to get roasted or rewarded, depending on her mood.

Her selfies should be illegal. Little details like crooked lipstick, smudged eyeliner, or a quick laugh she doesn’t try to hide—nothing feels staged or desperate for likes. It’s Brazilian attitude with a wink and an edge, never fake, never try-hard. Sometimes she calls out the lurkers just to mess with us. You get the feeling she’d win every power play with a grin and never apologize, and honestly, that’s exactly what I’m there for.

First time I saw Lizzie tearin it up in her chair, I kinda had to stop and just grin. There's a no-fuss honestly to her posts, like she's not out here tryna make some big inspirational statement (thank god), just enjoying being sexy on her terms. One day she's in neon undies messing with angles I didn't even know were possible for a selfie, next thing you know there's a cheeky little foot pic just 'cause. Spontaneous as hell, right?

She doesn't hold back much at all. Feels like she'll show you every detail and not get all awkward about it, and something about that is way hotter than the usual stuffy glam shoots you see. Her wheelchair isn't an accessory or some token prop, it's just kind of there with her being part of the deal, and she knows it, owns it, makes it sexy by accident (or on purpose, whatever, who cares, it's hot). There's a boldness to the whole thing. Makes you wonder where that kinda confidence was hiding, 'cause it ain't common.

Updates are wild, I swear. Sometimes you'll get hit with two, three posts a day, sometimes she'll space it out. Always worth it though, cause she actually talks to people. I dropped a random comment once about platform shoes and next day there's her in ridiculous heels flashing a grin like she dare you to say something. Never feels like she's mailing it in, it’s always her, totally unapologetic, even when it’s not supposed to be sexy. Gotta respect the consistency, honestly.

Out of everyone making risqué stuff and calling it Brazilian, Lizzie is just kinda doing her own thing and it works because it's her. Not tryna fit any mold. She'll crack jokes, drop a thirst trap, and probably roast herself on the same post if she feels like it. You get the sense she'd be hilarious in real life, maybe even better. If you’re after someone who’s real, wild, and just living it up (with a little bit of chaos thrown in), she’s absolutely the one to watch. I can’t see myself unsubbing, feels like I’d just miss out on whatever madness she’s up to next.

Her little shy smirk got me first. Not fake-social-nervous, just like actual butterflies, posting because she wants to even if she isn’t totally sure how everyone will react. There’s something refreshing about that, like you see her figuring it out in real time. And it isn’t some big curated feed, she just kinda lets her personality sort leak in. I like it way more than the glossy, over-edited stuff everyone else keeps pushing.

She throws up new pics or videos super regular, but never feels like she’s churning them out just for numbers. It’s always her in that sunlight—sometimes in her room, sometimes wandering around her apartment with her sketchbooks or those homemade little outfits. Once she did a Q&A in DMs and actually laughed and answered, not just a fake “hey babe” then copied message. Felt like you’re part of her little circle for a second.

What makes Bella stand out from the usual Brazilian feeds is that blend of natural, cute dorkiness and that little hint of playful you notice when she tries something new on camera. It's not full calendar-model fantasy, it's actually better—like you’re watching something real, way more unpredictable. She changes her hair, messes with weird thrifted clothes, apologizes if her room's messy. Little stuff, but honestly way more interesting than another fake neon-lit bedroom shot.

Every now and then she’ll sneak in something unplanned, like a quick sleepy morning photo or her sneakily doodling on a napkin. Makes you wanna message just to say hi or send a meme. She makes it easy to root for her. Probably the most genuine, unfake creator I’ve come across in the “Brazilian” crew. I check her page way more than I want to admit.

First time I watched one of her humiliation videos, I almost choked on my coffee. She doesn’t just tease, she takes it five steps further and then laughs at you for even thinking you could keep up. Coralie’s got this really smug, bratty confidence that just melts away any sense of control. It felt weirdly addictive. And she knows it. That teenage goddess without even trying kinda thing, just stomping on your ego with her pretty Brazilian accent. Gets me every time.

What really sets her apart is how creative she gets with her tasks. She doesn’t just recycle the same old thing, there’s always some twisted new dare, some sissy challenge I never saw coming. Like, who even thinks of demanding a full report on a daily humiliation routine and then actually replies to it? She does. It’s messed up and hot and makes you feel like you’re actually in her little world. There’s this feeling that she’s paying attention for real, not just phoning it in.

I keep going back because there’s always new stuff. She posts almost every day and it’s never boring or fake—you get real custom clips, voice notes, even those evil “good morning, loser” flashes in your inbox. Sometimes I swear she reads minds, she’s that tuned in to her fans’ weaknesses. If you’re the obedient type, watch out. She’ll find exactly where you break and play with it for weeks. The tasks are never cookie-cutter, always a weird little twist or humiliation you didn’t know you wanted (or could even take).

The feet stuff is wild, maybe the best I’ve seen in Brazil—she has this casual “you’re lucky just to watch” attitude with perfect toes for days. I’m embarrassed to admit how many times I’ve begged for her attention under some random caption, and yes, she totally noticed and reminded me I was beneath her. Getting bossed around by Coralie is like signing up for a personalized shame festival, and honestly, I kinda love it. She’s the first creator in months to make me feel like I’m more than just another wallet online. Hard recommend if you want to squirm and smile the whole time.

The thing that got me instantly was how Eva acts in her messages. She’s got this way of chatting that makes you double check if you’ve met before, total “hey, come here for a second, I got something to show you” energy. She answers everything, definitely doesn’t leave you in conversation limbo, but it’s more than that. There’s barely any small talk nonsense, which I love, just straight up fun and a little wild sometimes. Feels like texting with someone you maybe shouldn’t trust but really, really want to. I’ll admit, I kinda took advantage and messaged her way too much.

She posts way more than most. Not just a flood of generic stuff, either. Absurd how she manages to look, like, freshly gorgeous in every gym selfie, mid-cooking pic, and whatever “oops, I just dropped my towel” shot happens next. You don't see much repeating. Some days it goes from artsy travel snaps to “yeah, I totally just rolled out of bed, so what?” Totally unpredictable in a fun way. The fitness clips are gonna make you want to go jogging or something dumb like that just to keep up. Reminded me that sometimes natural is a hundred times more interesting than those super staged ones you see everywhere.

A lot of Brazilian creators feel all about posing and skimpy outfits, but Eva kinda skips the act. She’s right there, not shy at all, but also never seems bored or checked out in her nudes (and there’s no shortage, trust me). Half the entertainment is how she reacts to requests—she won’t just mail it in. Sometimes you'll feel roasted, sometimes she’ll go all sneaky and surprise you. There’s always this “I’m here because this is fun” flavor. It’s really the difference between flipping through ads and actually getting a show.

Weirdest thing: even after a few weeks, I didn’t get even a hint of autopilot. There's always something alive about her content, like she just woke up excited to send you a snap. Could just be the Brazilian thing, but I think Eva actually likes talking with people as much as posing. If you just want to lurk and save photos, you’ll get plenty, but the real reason she’s at the top is she won’t let you scroll without remembering that you’re part of the fun too.

First thing I noticed about ava_rosewood, she’s not afraid to make eye contact with the camera. I’m talking hot, shameless, straight-up flirty stares that make you feel like she’s about to whisper something wild right at you. There’s a real art to that kind of teasing, and she’s completely nailed it. If you’re into that Brazilian irresistible “you know you want it” type attitude, she just delivers—with a wink or a smirk every single time.

I swear, half my feed was her dropping cheeky challenges like she’s daring you to ask for something, then following through if you’re polite enough. There’s a teasing but sweet edge, kind of a “you’ll get more if you behave” vibe that actually works way better than full-on pushiness or scripted lines. She plays with that flirty-good-girl, wild-girl mix and always looks like she’s living for the attention. Pro tip: send something nice and she’ll be showing you exactly what you want. She means it, and she’ll make sure you know she’s having fun, too.

The content is fresh all the time. I checked in late one night just to see if she was active, and there’s new pics, steamy vids, voice notes dropping in like she’s up half the night keeping everyone entertained. Full Brazilian bombshell, obviously, but also she’s got this chill “I just woke up but I look amazing anyway” thing in random mirror selfies and behind the scenes stuff. Never feels thrown together. Always looks pro but not too polished, like she wants to keep it personal for her fans.

I can’t even count the number of times I laughed at her sassy captions or spicy little dares. Ava brings confidence, really puts her own cheeky flavor on everything. You don’t see that level of attitude much, even in the big-league accounts. She gets what people want and has a blast giving it. There’s just something different about her—the way she pops up with something bold, hot, and kinda playful, and actually means “you’re one click away from getting a better look at me.” She makes the whole Brazilian scene feel like it’s got some real personality, not just filters and poses. 🌹😘👅

The first thing that caught me was how chill everything felt. Like, you know when someone’s not trying too hard to impress but still lowkey pulls it off? That’s Katrina. She’s not loud or all in your face, it’s just her doing her thing. She’ll post selfies with thrifted outfits one day, then random city walks or coffee vibes the next, totally laid back. Sometimes it feels less like following a creator and more like, peeking into a friend’s stories you actually care about.

I swear, her page has this weirdly honest streak you don’t see much, especially when half the brazilian category is just noise and endless posing. Katrina’s got this deadpan humor I love and the captions are always a little awkward or off, which is funny cause it just feels real. She’ll straight up admit stuff like, yeah I have no idea what to post, or she'll poke fun at herself in the DMs (like, why is she worried her playlist is embarrassing... it’s just bossa nova and occasional 90s pop, girl you’re fine).

The content’s got this slow but steady pace. No spamming, no disappearing for weeks either. Just these cozy, everyday posts and private shots mixed in, nothing over-processed or plastic. And when I messaged her, she actually answered, not with a boilerplate "thank you babe," but a whole actual conversation about her favorite thrift shop streets and whether iced coffee is a scam. Might sound random, but I’ll take that over generic flirty stuff a million times.

You can tell she’s just there for the authentic crowd, not chasing big drama or wild numbers. The brazilian scene on here is fun, sometimes wild, but she’s like the chill friend in it—still just as hot, but keeping it kinda humble (kinda adorable honestly). If you ever wanted a creator who feels like a real person and not a scripted show, Katrina’s it. I haven’t caught her faking it once, which is why she’s jumped way up my favorites list lately.

First thing that hit me is Lily's way of chatting. There's no chill “hey babe” auto-reply, it’s more like you’re talking to someone who’s actually blushing at every DM. I dropped a corny message and she answered with way too many emojis and the kind of awkward-cute typing that makes you wanna tease her back. For real, I felt like I could actually fluster her, which is rare anywhere and it made me wanna stay and see if she’d loosen up. Spoiler, she doesn’t really, but that gets addictive.

Her page has this look like she decorated it in pink with sparkly stickers and honestly, it fits her perfectly. Don’t show up expecting supermodel, totally-polished content. If you’re into shy giggles, a bit of awkward posing, and BTS moments that feel like a schoolgirl crush, you’re in the right place. Lily posts a lot too. Like, I check back before bed and there’s always something new—mostly selfies, but sometimes it’s a little clip where she’s just talking softly (it’s all in Portuguese, but Google lens is your friend if you’re desperate to know what she says). Doesn’t even matter if you don’t fully get her, you can pick up the mood, it’s just cute as hell.

Brazilian category gets a gold medal for confidence usually, so Lily is a curveball. I was not ready for that level of shy. It doesn’t feel staged either, it’s just who she is—naive, but kinda loving the attention and getting giddy because of it. You ask her for something specific, and she looks nervous and says she’s “thinking about it” with a million dots. I felt like I had to be extra sweet or she’d run off her own page. I probably sound crazy but it makes the whole experience feel way more real, like you’re DMing an actual shy girl not a pro trying to empty your wallet.

You want a Brazilian page that’s just nonstop posing and club shots, keep scrolling. Lily’s all long captions, awkwardly cute angles, and shy “oops” moments. She drops little updates about her day, too, like she’s texting a friend. This girl could post herself making toast and her subscribers would eat it up. Never thought being a little dorky could be this hot, but here we are. She’s my new favorite because she’s just so different, you end up rooting for her to maybe get a little bolder…but honestly, if she stays exactly like this forever, I’d be fine with it.

Her selfies hit different, like I don't know what magic she has going on but every photo looks like she's having the absolute best time just goofin, teasing, being cute and way too pretty. Usually people try to act all professional or whatever but she's just having fun and it's contagious. Every time I scroll I start grinning even if I'm in zombie mode and haven't even had coffee yet. If you're in a sour mood, this girl's stuff legitimately helps.

What got me is how much she's actually on there. A lot of creators kinda disappear for ages or post random stuff that feels mailed in, but Aria is posting like she’s texting a friend. Little behind the scenes pics, messy hair, chill, then next thing you know, it’s something way spicier and you’re like, wait, whoa. She does cute, shy and then flips it and just owns the camera in a whole different way. I can’t predict what I’m gonna see, which makes it actually exciting, just saying.

Also she talks to subscribers way more than I expected, like she actually responds and seems to care if you’re having fun. I sent a dumb message half-thinking I’d get ignored, nope. Super friendly, short replies but genuine. Made me laugh about my English which is fair but also made me feel seen. Her English is honestly adorable, sometimes chaotic in the best way and it just fits her whole "don’t tell my friends" thing.

There’s a ton of Brazilian creators but Aria is the one I stuck with cause it feels fresh, not paint by numbers pretty girl stuff. She’s messy, a lil silly, but then it’s like, dang, she knows exactly how to tease and then deliver (she brings it with the spicy pics too, trust). If you want someone real who keeps things fun, she’s exactly the kind you don’t regret subscribing to after a week.

First scroll through her feed and I swear it felt like someone just opened their camera and accidentally reinvented what flirting is supposed to look like. There's messy hair days and big bedroom eyes, real lazy mornings, and more tongue-out selfies than I thought legally allowed by brazilian law. Not a single picture looking forced. I’m weak for that face, honestly. She looks like she’s always seconds from starting some kinda trouble, and everyone’s just happy to watch it go down.

The thing that really gets me is how new she is but already acting like she owns the place. She’s not doing every trendy pose or heavy makeup, it’s straight up nineteen and actually looks nineteen. Awkward little giggles, natural body, selfies in messy rooms, even the light feels honest. No huge production, just her blowing kisses or joking about not finding someone bold enough (yet) to join. Makes her solo stuff kind of addictive since you get the feeling she’s legit just having fun and figuring it out in real time.

She’s kind of all over with her updates but not in a bad way. It just means it never gets boring—you wake up and there’s a fresh batch of something new and usually more skin after every week. Sometimes it’s quick, barely-there undies, other days it’s just her chilling in bed with music on and a look that says “I dare you to screenshot this.” I’m into how she doesn’t look like every other creator in the brazilian tag (which is completely stacked, by the way). She has this big, goofy confidence that makes the camera feel like an old friend, or at least a really flirty one.

And you kind of feel like you wanna root for her, you know? She’s on her own for now, real chill answering messages, total sweetheart not pretending to be some goddess. Nervous, new, single, and already better than half the accounts you see with thousands of likes. If she ever does find someone to film with, I mean, clear my schedule. For now, I’ll take more of these solo surprises with the silly faces and the rookie mistakes. It’s way more fun watching someone get comfortable than watching someone pretend they already are.

The first video I clicked was her just lounging in this mess of tangled blankets, hair all wild, no makeup. I mean, not even a half-hearted attempt, just pure chill. She keeps that goofy face when the camera comes on and honestly you can’t fake being that unbothered in your own skin. I kept laughing at how she’d just talk random stuff in the middle of doing… well, you know what she’s doing, she’s not shy. So much for being “fresh here,” she acts like she’s been running the show forever. She’ll crack a joke or get distracted by her own phone and not even bother editing it out. It’s chaotic, it’s hot, it works.

Whoever’s shooting her stuff (well, for now, feels like she’s very much on her own) could honestly use a tripod class, but there’s a weird charm in watching her prop her phone up against a pillow. Her solo clips never feel like she’s following a script someone handed her. Everything’s got this lowkey randomness that makes the spicy clips way more interesting than the usual stuff. It’s real, it’s sometimes awkward, and I ended up rewatching for the tiny behind-the-scenes moments you know weren’t planned.

She updates way more than most people in her age group, which shocked me after a bit. If you’re into lazy Sundays and unfiltered, impulsive content, you’ll notice she’s actually consistent. Like, quick nudes in the mirror, storytime in Portuguese with broken captions, then back to some spicy solo experiment that is both a little embarrassing and also, somehow, really fun to watch. Then back again, no warning. It’s pure young single energy, no lies about being glamorous or busy—just her, bored and probably looking at her own DMs.

I don’t even get the sense she’s competing with other Brazilian pages. She’s in her own lane, running whatever mood she’s in that day, sometimes straight-up clowning on herself for how much she overshares. It’s rare that you get someone this young who isn’t trying to copy all the polished content that’s already out there. The awkward, random-cute confidence is honestly a breath of fresh air. I’ve subscribed to more accounts than I’d admit and hers is the only one that actually got me rooting for her to find another person to collab, just to see what chaos she’d drag them into next.

You know that feeling when someone gives you exactly what you wanted, but you didn't realize you wanted it until right then? That's Chloe. The first thing that got my attention was how laid-back her stuff feels, like she's shooting in her own apartment and kinda just letting everyone hang out with her. Nothing feels over-produced or fake, just her being herself, little shy sometimes, making weird faces at the camera and then acting like she didn't. It's stupid cute and made me instantly invested in her nonsense.

It's not just the usual stuff either, she actually posts a lot. I swear I checked three times just to see if she was on some kind of caffeine binge. There’s fresh pics, videos, all that, like basically every day. Most creators in this category think one mirror selfie a week is enough (please). Chloe’s out here dropping full sets and even laughing when she messes up. I don't know, it kinda feels like being friends with the girl who'd rather send you a slightly blurry pic because she was giggling too much instead of taking it over again. It rules.

Her style is a whole thing, too. Less Kardashian, more that sweet girl next door who probably has strong opinions on Brazilian coffee and will actually answer your DMs without making you feel dumb for asking something basic. She doesn’t act like she’s too hot for this. Even the spicy content comes with giggles or some dorky self-aware commentary in the captions. My personal favorite was when she put on some random Brazilian funk and badly sang along for way too long. Icons only.

If you’re into “Brazilian” as just a tag, maybe keep scrolling, cause Chloe’s just herself, not some shiny ad. But if you want someone real who still puts in way more effort than she makes it look, it’s a no-brainer. She doesn’t even come across like a model, just the slightly messy, funny friend who finally moved out, is suddenly alone in her room, and decided, screw it, let's be cute online and see what happens. It’s hard to explain why it works, but whatever she’s doing, I’m obviously way too into it.

The first time I heard her say, “call me mommy if you can handle me,” I just about dropped my damn phone. She means business and you better believe it. There’s nothing shy about bellaracox. Her content hits way harder than the usual, straight-up Brazilian heat turned all the way up. I thought I could handle cheeky DMs until she told me to confess my secrets, and yeah, somehow I confessed stuff I didn’t even know I was thinking. Deadly eyes through the camera, cheeky little smirk like she knows she’s got you right where she wants you.

She doesn’t just recycle the same tired stuff. Her stripteases are wild, just all motion and attitude and these ridiculous outfits that honestly deserve their own fan club. And the way she talks? Not fake, not playing at being “sweet” unless she’s about to tease you for begging. She’s on practically every day, posting new stuff that never feels copy-paste. I legit got addicted to refreshing her feed since no one delivers new stuff this often unless they don’t sleep. No cold leftovers here, just hot and fresh every damn day.

Sexting with her isn’t just dirty talk, it’s like she dares you to actually be honest, to go way further than you thought you would. I told myself I’d keep it cool, but something in the way she types and teases just pulls it out of you. She throws in JOI and CEI like it’s a private show and had me grinning like an idiot, scrambling to keep up. There’s tons of interaction and it actually feels personal, never like I’m just another lost gringo in her messages.

I pushed my luck with a dickrate and about choked when she sent voice feedback, all honey and razorblades. She doesn’t sugarcoat (unless she’s being wicked on purpose) but it’s hilarious and weirdly encouraging, if you can handle the roast. She really does want to get into your head. Nobody else in the category messes with you quite like this. If you want boring, look elsewhere. I dare you to keep up with her. I couldn’t, but hell, I had fun trying.