It's summer. There's no hockey anywhere, and puck fans are desperate for hockey news. So the Blues decided to do their fans a solid and hold a Q&A on Twitter allowing their fans to ask head coach Ken Hitchcock questions by using the hashtag #AskHitch.
But instead of asking about hockey, many Blues fans mostly decided to crack wise, asking "Hitch" about everything from how to get butter out of one's hair to how the appropriate number of balloons for a birthday party.
And it was great because it offered scientific evidence that non-hockey months are not good for society.
Here are some of the best "questions" Blues fans asked Hitch, starting with that one about hair care...#askhitch how do i get butter out of my hair it won't come out
— president queen boo (@idiot_teen) July 22, 2014See also: 4 Revealing Truths About Brett Hull Learned From His Live Chat Yesterday
Fans inquired about Hitchcock's alleged physical resemblance to other well-known figures, including children's television icons...Hitch, has anyone ever told you you look like Capt. kangaroo? #AskHitch #stlblues pic.twitter.com/2gmlHb4yj8
— Hitch's Hat (@HitchsHat) July 22, 2014.@StLouisBlues do you face difficulty in your day-to-day due to your extraordinary resemblance to serial killer John Wayne Gacy? #AskHitch
— Anthrax Jones (@AnthraxJones) July 22, 2014What is your opinion on toe drags and do you think the blues should do more of them? #AskHitch ha
— TJ Oshie (@OSH74) July 22, 2014Hey I dont get mentioned? #ASKHITCH
— Brett Hull (@HOFBlues16) July 22, 2014.@StLouisBlues is it true that Jackman wears his number as a point of pride about how high he can count? #AskHitch
— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) July 22, 2014.@StLouisBlues have you ever eaten Imo's pizza? How long until you recovered from the horror after that? #AskHitch
— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) July 22, 2014See also: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Imo's Pizza
And a Blackhawks fan got access to a computer....@StLouisBlues Can Roman Polak really ride a mini bike like a circus bear or does he just skate like it? #AskHitch
— Eric Rabbers (@ERuns) July 22, 2014Click on the next page for some actual hockey knowledge tweets...
