First off, I have to wonder, why in the hell does Brett Favre want revenge on Green Bay?
They gainfully employed him for years, the fans worshiped the guy, and I'm sure that an annual offering of vestal virgins was made at his altar. And for that he wants revenge? The only reason Favre isn't still under center for the Packers is because he wouldn't stop stringing them along with bullshit retirement talk, and they finally had to make a decision to do what was best for the team and move on. Hmm. Weird. It's almost like Brett Favre just doesn't get it, isn't it? But that couldn't possibly be the case, could it? After all, he's a living god, and all that...
Anyhow, the thing is, I just can't take any more fucking Brett Favre talk. Can't do it. Every time I turn on ESPN, or any sports talk radio show, or pretty much anything else on television or radio, I have to hear about Brett Favre, the Man Who Just Wouldn't Go Away. Even the news feed on my desktop sidebar has betrayed me, informing me of Favre's supposedly secret meeting with
Well, I'm done with it. I am officially, as of this moment, declaring the Rundown a No Favre Zone. You can just think of me as the Bill O'Reilly of Brett Favre conversation, except, you know, human. I can't necessarily speak for anyone else who may write about sporting endeavors on here, but I swear to you, I will not write a single Brett Favre story this off-season. I will not write when he signs with the Vikings, much as I might like to blast him for being a wishy-washy distraction that we could all do without. I won't cover his first game. I won't write about whatever team he is on, as a matter of fact. This is my promise to you. They gainfully employed him for years, the fans worshiped the guy, and I'm sure that an annual offering of vestal virgins was made at his altar. And for that he wants revenge? The only reason Favre isn't still under center for the Packers is because he wouldn't stop stringing them along with bullshit retirement talk, and they finally had to make a decision to do what was best for the team and move on. Hmm. Weird. It's almost like Brett Favre just doesn't get it, isn't it? But that couldn't possibly be the case, could it? After all, he's a living god, and all that...